Detention- Saturday July 22

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When the students entered the Danger Shop on Saturday they will notice that it has been transformed into a giant kitchen. If someone felt like counting they would see that there was one oven, one fridge and one counter space for each person. Lying on a huge table in the center of the room was almost every kind of food imaginable. The Swedish Chef and Das Schnitzel were standing beside the table. The Chef looked positively giddy.

There was a list of names written on a dry erase board:
Cameron Mitchell
Walter Dorenz
Jude Lizowski

When everyone had assembled the Chef began to speak. "Velcume-a tu detenshun stoodents! I dun't knoo vhet yuoo deed tu get in here und I du nut vunt tu knoo. Yuoo ere-a ell leettle-a angels in my iyes."

Hopefully everyone would ignore the fact that the Chef had no eyes, so to speak. Just two bushy eyebrows. "Tudey's acteevities veell revulve aruoond cuukeeng und ootheer chef-ly duuteees. Yuoo veell leern vhet it is like tu be-a me. Isn't thet exceeting? Bork Bork Bork!"

((Wait for OCD please. It's up! Everyone will be released around 5 pm FHT or whenever you finish the activities. Don't worry about the accent; there will be OOC instructions written in non-swedish terms below every activity.))

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If you please.

Re: Sign In

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron signed in.

Activity One- Dress Like A Chef

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The Chef directed the students to three trunks lying in the corner of the kitchen.

"In oorder tu be a chef yuoo moost luuk like-a a chef! Yuoo cunnut cuuk weereeng yuoor nurmel cluthees. Chef-ing is messy vurk." said the Chef. Das Schnitzel nodded in agreement. "Su fur yuoor furst acteefity I vunt yuoo tu luuk thruoogh zee troonks und peeck oooot yuoor outffeets. Zee mure-a culurs und checkers, zee better!"

Re: Activity One- Dress Like A Chef

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron started rummaging through one of the trunks and pulled out a short sleeve chef coat (http://www.chefwork.com/shirts/pcss.htm), a cotton bib (http://www.chefwork.com/logosplus/italian.htm) and matching beanie (http://www.chefwork.com/images/headwear/beannies.jpg).

Re: Activity One- Dress Like A Chef

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Vince wasn't entirely sure why he was in detention today. Or why he had barely been able to find presentable clothes in his closet. Fastidiously, he set his blazer aside and selected an outfit that was matching and stylish and spent almost ten minutes fixing his hair after getting it on.

Re: Activity One- Dress Like A Chef

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Black piping (http://www.chefwork.com/images/jackets/ChefJacketEccb-small.jpg) was definitely Walter's speed. He fished around and had no trouble finding a uniform that would slide on over his usual clothes.

Activity Two- Dealing With Customers

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"One ooff zee must impurtunt skeells yuoo cun hefe-a is peuple-a skeells. Peuple-a skeells ere-a fery impurtunt in cheff-ing. How else-a veell yuoo knoo vhet zee peuple-a vunt?" started the Chef, who seemed to be taking this speech very seriously. "So eech ooff yuoo sit et a steshun und yuoo veell iech be veesited by a coostumer. Du yuoor best tu meke-a heem/her/it cumffurteble. I hefe-a mede-a enuoogh meels fur yuoo thet yuoo cun serfe-a zeem pretty mooch vhetefer zeey vunt."

"Joost remember: Zee coostumer is elveys reeght. Bork Bork Bork!"

Re: Activity Two- Dealing With Customers

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron wasn't exactly in the best of moods, but he did his best to look cheerful as he took place behind one of the stations and waited for his costumer to show up. Considering he was in detention, he really did have a bad feeling about this.

Re: Activity Two- Dealing With Customers

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Still playing along jovially and wondering if there was a hidden camera - hey, at the least it would give him a great story for KZAZ - Vince took a seat at a station, confident in his peuple-a skeells.

Re: Activity Two- Dealing With Customers

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Walter took a seat at a station and waited for his customer. None of this was particularly foreign to him yet. The only downside to this was that at least at Cafe Fina he'd be getting paid for the day.

Lunch

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Ironically the Chef forgot to make lunch during all the excitement of planning the detention. So he's got take-out from Ching-Tai.

Re: Lunch

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

After getting tackled by Miss Piggy, Cameron could definitely use something to eat. He grabbed a box, not caring much what was in it, and sat down to eat.

Re: Lunch

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

De-pied and once again perfectly coiffed, Vince Fontaine sulked his way through lunch.

Activity Three- Chocolate Moose

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The Chef left the Danger Shop for a few minutes and came back with a very big and very real Muppet Moose. His name was Maurice but that wasn't important. The Chef and Maurice stood in the middle of the room.

"Chef-ing is dungeruoos vurk. Yuoo get burns, cuts...wheepped creem in zee eye-a. Und sumeteemes yuoor fuud joost vun't cuuperete-a veet yuoo." says the Chef. He then gestures to Maurice. "Muuses ere-a notoriuus fur nut coopereteeng. Su fur thees acteefity I vuoold leeke all ooff yuoo tu try tu cunveence-a thees muuse tu becume chuculete muuse. Pooddeeng veell be-a pruveeded."

Re: Activity Three- Chocolate Moose

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Weirdest detention ever.

Cameron picked up the bowl of chocolate pudding and moved towards the moose. The Chef had said convincing so he supposed that involved talking him into.

"Yo!"

Re: Activity Three- Chocolate Moose

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter eyed the moose. Convince it? This was so not how they did it at Cafe Fina.

He was probably never, ever, ever, eating the Chef's cooking again, either.

OMG, the shepherd's pie is made with real shepherds!

Re: Activity Three- Chocolate Moose

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Vince? Still sulking. Barely even looked at the moose.

Activity Four- Food Fight!

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Das Schnitzel led Maurice out of the Danger Shop. The Chef began to sit bowls of various foods onto each of the counters. Mashed potatoes, spaghetti, jello, pudding, lima beans, sloppy joes...all sorts of messy stuff. When he was finished he opened up a cabinet and pulled out a rain coat. It was the only one in the room.

"Fuud feeghts ere-a inefeeteble-a in cheff-ing. Und seence-a I tuld yuoo thet yuoo veell leern iferytheeng ebuoot beeeng a cheff ve are-a gueeng tu hefe-a oone-a. Yuoo moost be-a prepered! Constant vigilance! Su iferyune-a teke-a yuoor steshuns und vhee I bloo zee vheestle-a fire-a evey!"

"Dun't furgut! Yuur goal is tu noot gut heut vit fuud!"

*whiste-ly sound*

Re: Activity Four- Food Fight!

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So much for actually learning how to cook. Cameron grabbed a handful of pudding and started looking for a target.

Leaving

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It's 5 o' clock! Time to go!

Re: Leaving

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Yay leaving!

Re: Leaving

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron wasn't looking all too clean when he finally left detention.

OOC

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Annnnnnnd I'm done! I'll ping here if any need for me to leave arises.

Re: OOC

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

YAY MOOSE!

Re: OOC

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

BEST. DETENTION. EVER.