Detention- Saturday July 22

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When the students entered the Danger Shop on Saturday they will notice that it has been transformed into a giant kitchen. If someone felt like counting they would see that there was one oven, one fridge and one counter space for each person. Lying on a huge table in the center of the room was almost every kind of food imaginable. The Swedish Chef and Das Schnitzel were standing beside the table. The Chef looked positively giddy.

There was a list of names written on a dry erase board:
Cameron Mitchell
Walter Dorenz
Jude Lizowski

When everyone had assembled the Chef began to speak. "Velcume-a tu detenshun stoodents! I dun't knoo vhet yuoo deed tu get in here und I du nut vunt tu knoo. Yuoo ere-a ell leettle-a angels in my iyes."

Hopefully everyone would ignore the fact that the Chef had no eyes, so to speak. Just two bushy eyebrows. "Tudey's acteevities veell revulve aruoond cuukeeng und ootheer chef-ly duuteees. Yuoo veell leern vhet it is like tu be-a me. Isn't thet exceeting? Bork Bork Bork!"

((Wait for OCD please. It's up! Everyone will be released around 5 pm FHT or whenever you finish the activities. Don't worry about the accent; there will be OOC instructions written in non-swedish terms below every activity.))

Comments

Re: Activity Two- Dealing With Customers

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter went for the redirect. "Can I get you a drink while you wait, sir? Something frosty with an umbrella? You seem a bit hot."

Re: Activity Two- Dealing With Customers

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Gonzo lowered his banana. Not dirty "An umbrella? Set me up!"

Gonzo the Great was easily distracted.

Re: Activity Two- Dealing With Customers

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter set him up with a frosty beverage with umbrella. "May I get you something else, sir? A banana split, perhaps?" Maybe he could disarm the blue whatever.

[ooc: And I'm listening to my mashup playlist and just had the muppet Mnamanah song mashed up with Jett come on. It was poetic.]

Re: Activity Two- Dealing With Customers

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"Yeah. Yeah that sounds great!" said Gonzo. He put his banana on the table. "Make sure there's caramel on it!"

Re: Activity Two- Dealing With Customers

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter nodded and got out the caramel sauce, a tub of ice cream, and a banana split dish. Then he casually went to swipe the blue thing's banana.

Re: Activity Two- Dealing With Customers

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Gonzo wasn't paying attention to notice Walter taking the banana. He was too busy singing. "I'm getting ice cream! I'm getting bananas! Banana split!"

Re: Activity Two- Dealing With Customers

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Success! In but a matter of moments the green guy had his banana split and was completely disarmed.

"Will there be anything else, sir?"

Re: Activity Two- Dealing With Customers

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Gonzo stared at Walter with a look of shock on his face. "Uh...well...no I guess not." he says. He takes a bite of the banana split. "This is delicious!"

And with that Gonzo vanished. The Chef clapped happily for Walter.

Re: Activity Two- Dealing With Customers

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter grinned and gave the Chef an ironic bow before heading off to get some lunch.