Detention- Saturday July 22

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When the students entered the Danger Shop on Saturday they will notice that it has been transformed into a giant kitchen. If someone felt like counting they would see that there was one oven, one fridge and one counter space for each person. Lying on a huge table in the center of the room was almost every kind of food imaginable. The Swedish Chef and Das Schnitzel were standing beside the table. The Chef looked positively giddy.

There was a list of names written on a dry erase board:
Cameron Mitchell
Walter Dorenz
Jude Lizowski

When everyone had assembled the Chef began to speak. "Velcume-a tu detenshun stoodents! I dun't knoo vhet yuoo deed tu get in here und I du nut vunt tu knoo. Yuoo ere-a ell leettle-a angels in my iyes."

Hopefully everyone would ignore the fact that the Chef had no eyes, so to speak. Just two bushy eyebrows. "Tudey's acteevities veell revulve aruoond cuukeeng und ootheer chef-ly duuteees. Yuoo veell leern vhet it is like tu be-a me. Isn't thet exceeting? Bork Bork Bork!"

((Wait for OCD please. It's up! Everyone will be released around 5 pm FHT or whenever you finish the activities. Don't worry about the accent; there will be OOC instructions written in non-swedish terms below every activity.))

Comments

Re: Activity Three- Chocolate Moose

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Maurice gave Walter a wary look. He would love to find a she-moose to spend his life with. But he wasn't going to give in that easily. He nudged the pudding bowl towards Walter as if to say "You first buddy."

Re: Activity Three- Chocolate Moose

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"No. I... err... I'm not worthy of the attentions of a female moose. Let me help you. A handsome chap like you deserves a companion."

Re: Activity Three- Chocolate Moose

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Handsome? If Maurice could blush he would. Instead he sort of put his head down in an embarassed sort of way.

Re: Activity Three- Chocolate Moose

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Walter scooped up a handful of pudding and moved a little closer to the moose. "Look at that. A moose like you? Add a bit of pudding and we're going to be buried under pretty girl moose and you'll have the pick of the lot."

Re: Activity Three- Chocolate Moose

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Maurice didn't know how to respond to all these compliments. He wasn't used to it. So he fluttered his eyelashes at Walter and moved his head to let Walter rub pudding on him.

Re: Activity Three- Chocolate Moose

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Walter was glad he wasn't going to have to try out the moose mating calls he'd learned from the book Blair gave him while he was in the clinic. He rubbed the pudding onto Maurice's head and decided this was the weirdest. thing. ever.