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Detention- Saturday July 22

When the students entered the Danger Shop on Saturday they will notice that it has been transformed into a giant kitchen. If someone felt like counting they would see that there was one oven, one fridge and one counter space for each person. Lying on a huge table in the center of the room was almost every kind of food imaginable. The Swedish Chef and Das Schnitzel were standing beside the table. The Chef looked positively giddy.

There was a list of names written on a dry erase board:
~~Cameron Mitchell~~
~~Walter Dorenz~~
~~Jude Lizowski~~

When everyone had assembled the Chef began to speak. "Velcume-a tu detenshun stoodents! I dun't knoo vhet yuoo deed tu get in here und I du nut vunt tu knoo. Yuoo ere-a ell leettle-a angels in my iyes."

Hopefully everyone would ignore the fact that the Chef had no eyes, so to speak. Just two bushy eyebrows. "Tudey's acteevities veell revulve aruoond cuukeeng und ootheer chef-ly duuteees. Yuoo veell leern vhet it is like tu be-a me. Isn't thet exceeting? Bork Bork Bork!"

((~~Wait for OCD please.~~ It's up! Everyone will be released around 5 pm FHT or whenever you finish the activities. Don't worry about the accent; there will be OOC instructions written in non-swedish terms below every activity.))

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The Chef left the Danger Shop for a few minutes and came back with a very big and very real Muppet Moose. His name was Maurice but that wasn't important. The Chef and Maurice stood in the middle of the room.

"Chef-ing is dungeruoos vurk. Yuoo get burns, cuts...wheepped creem in zee eye-a. Und sumeteemes yuoor fuud joost vun't cuuperete-a veet yuoo." says the Chef. He then gestures to Maurice. "Muuses ere-a notoriuus fur nut coopereteeng. Su fur thees acteefity I vuoold leeke all ooff yuoo tu try tu cunveence-a thees muuse tu becume chuculete muuse. Pooddeeng veell be-a pruveeded."

Weirdest detention ever.

Cameron picked up the bowl of chocolate pudding and moved towards the moose. The Chef had said convincing so he supposed that involved talking him into.

"Yo!"

The moose looked over at Cameron. Maurice gave him a distinct "who me?" look.

Cameron moved closer to the moose and held up the bowl for him to see what was inside. "Yo, Moosey. The Chef here seems to think that you'd like to get all... chocolatey." Not the best opening line.

"Moooooooooo!" moaned Maurice. He backed away from Cameron slowly.

It was clear that the moose wanted nothing to do with chocolate pudding.

"It's okay," Cameron said quickly, trying to sound comforting. "I get that you're not too eager to get all messy. Too bad, though, because it's good pudding and it could be fun."

Maurice looked intrigued. The guy looked too nice to trick him. Maurice went up to Cameron to sniff the bowl of pudding. He was still wary though.

"See? Smells nice, doesn't it?" Cameron told him. "Now the fun part is getting it on you." He put his finger in the bowl and then spread some chocolate on his own nose - no, he wasn't going to start thinking about what he was doing. "Wanna try it too?"

The moose kept smelling the pudding. He got a little overzealous with the sniffing and ended up tipping the bowl over towards Cameron.

"Whoa!" Some of the pudding spilled over, making Cameron the first one to actually wear the pudding. He sighed, but decided that maybe he could use this.

Moving the bowl away from the moose to save the pudding that was left, Cameron picked up a spatula. "Okay, no more sniffing for you until we're both wearing pudding. Ready?" Yeah, he was asking permission because he'd rather not get knocked over by muppet antlers.

Walter eyed the moose. Convince it? This was so not how they did it at Cafe Fina.

He was probably never, ever, ever, eating the Chef's cooking again, either.

~~OMG, the shepherd's pie is made with real shepherds!~~

Maurice looked over Walter. If moose had internal monologue Maurice would probably be thinking that this guy didn't have a chance.

"Er... did you know that chocolate is good for your fur?"

Maurice rolled his eyes at Walter. Then for further insult he turned away from him to give Walter a view of his moose-y butt.

~~Yes, moose can roll their eyes. So says me.~~

Walter moved to have a view of moose-y haunch rather than butt and went on. "No, really. Ancient Incans used to bathe their moose in chocolate every day to attract female mooses... meese... mice... moose."

Maurice gave Walter a wary look. He would love to find a she-moose to spend his life with. But he wasn't going to give in that easily. He nudged the pudding bowl towards Walter as if to say "You first buddy."

"No. I... err... I'm not worthy of the attentions of a female moose. Let me help you. A handsome chap like you deserves a companion."

Handsome? If Maurice could blush he would. Instead he sort of put his head down in an embarassed sort of way.

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Re: Activity Three- Chocolate Moose

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Vince? Still sulking. Barely even looked at the moose.

The moose seemed to be attracted to Vince's hair. He walked over to Vince and began to sniff him.

"Not the hair!" Vince yelped, waving his hands at the moose. "Shoo! Scram!"

The moose couldn't help it. That smell was amazing. He tried to move around to sniff the back of Vince's head.

Vince whipped around, waving his hands in a parody of kung fu moves. "Get off me, you hairy brute!" he snapped.

Maurice backed up a few steps as to avoid getting hit by the goofy man. He still kept sniffing the area around Vince because that smell was good.

But then Maurice sniffed too hard and ended up sneezing moose spit towards Vince.

Poor moose had allergies.

Vince made an exaggerated face and flailed, swiping at the moose spit on his chefs jacket. "Ugh!"

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