Detention- Saturday July 22

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When the students entered the Danger Shop on Saturday they will notice that it has been transformed into a giant kitchen. If someone felt like counting they would see that there was one oven, one fridge and one counter space for each person. Lying on a huge table in the center of the room was almost every kind of food imaginable. The Swedish Chef and Das Schnitzel were standing beside the table. The Chef looked positively giddy.

There was a list of names written on a dry erase board:
Cameron Mitchell
Walter Dorenz
Jude Lizowski

When everyone had assembled the Chef began to speak. "Velcume-a tu detenshun stoodents! I dun't knoo vhet yuoo deed tu get in here und I du nut vunt tu knoo. Yuoo ere-a ell leettle-a angels in my iyes."

Hopefully everyone would ignore the fact that the Chef had no eyes, so to speak. Just two bushy eyebrows. "Tudey's acteevities veell revulve aruoond cuukeeng und ootheer chef-ly duuteees. Yuoo veell leern vhet it is like tu be-a me. Isn't thet exceeting? Bork Bork Bork!"

((Wait for OCD please. It's up! Everyone will be released around 5 pm FHT or whenever you finish the activities. Don't worry about the accent; there will be OOC instructions written in non-swedish terms below every activity.))

Comments

Re: Lunch

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

That earned a snicker. "You should have told her it was turkey bacon."

Re: Lunch

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"Damn," Cameron laughed. "I was too busy flailing to think of that one. I told her it wasn't a muppet pig, but that didn't go down so well."

Re: Lunch

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"You pick up interesting customer skills with Alfred as an employer and mentor," Walter said. "Still, she didn't shoot you with a banana gun, so it could be worse."

Re: Lunch

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"I really don't want to think about what she would have shot me with," Cameron shook his head. "Are Fandom costumers this weird?"

Re: Lunch

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter thought about it and shook his head. "Usually, no, but we did have a regular customer for some time who was a very well-dressed cat."

Re: Lunch

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"Cat cat or muppet cat?" Cameron asked, not finding the question all that odd.

Re: Lunch

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Sort of cat cat, but not exactly." Walter shrugged. "He and Alfred seemed quite close."

Re: Lunch

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"I'd say weird, but I think this detention kind of beats it," Cameron remarked.

Re: Lunch

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter realized his food had almost disappeared while they were talking. "Detention is always weird. Let's see what the Chef has planned for us now. The sooner we get it finished, the sooner he'll let us out of here."

Re: Lunch

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"Sounds like a plan," Cameron nodded and finished off his own food. Little did he know he was going to be making chocolate moose.