Applied Dadaism: Fun and Games, Friday morning, main campfire

[superartie]

Artie awaited his campers in the main campfire area as usual.

Well, almost as usual. Today he was wearing a football helmet and seemed to have stuck a playground ball up his shirt.

It’s best not to ask, really.

“Welcome, campers! I hope all of you had a very pipe week. I know I have. The weather seems to have become Dada in our honor! And tasty! I’m sure you all have your own Dada stories to tell today, as well!”

Once the reporting on their days of Dada was done, Artie pulled the ball from beneath his shirt and bounced it on his head a few times. “Some of you know that I ran detention this weekend. We had a very successful game of dodgeball, there. So successful that I have decided that today, we are going to play our own game! Dada dodgeball!”

The field was nicely clear of kittens, butterflies, and pudding. There are six five-gallon buckets and twine, creating a rectangular playing field divided down the middle.

“These are your rules!” Artie held up a piece of paper with the words “rules for dodgeball” written on it in bright, friendly letters. Then he ripped it apart. “Have fun!”

[ooc: OCD is going up. . . . totally up now. Play ball!]

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Sign In/Report on your day of Dada!

[superartie]

Please note: Artie does not listen to the radio. Even if he did, if you made up your day of Dada on the spot . . . well. That’d just be even more Dada.

Re: Sign In/Report on your day of Dada!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie signs in.

"My Dada day was Wendesday. It was totally kumquat."

Re: Sign In/Report on your day of Dada!

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe is bouncey.

"My Dada day was on Monday and it was stars!"

Re: Sign In/Report on your day of Dada!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Kawalsky signed in with a cast on his arm oh noes!. "On my Dada day I convinced myself that there were snakes in my room and then fell from the dorm building and broke my wrist. Then I ate some pie with a spatula. And then I slept in a tree and fell out."

Re: Sign In/Report on your day of Dada!

[superartie]

Artie looked suitably impressed at how far Kawalsky was willing to go for Dada.

"Tell me, boy, are you fit to play dodgeball?"

Re: Sign In/Report on your day of Dada!

[enginegirl.livejournal.com]

Kaylee signs in.

"My Dada day was backwards. I even walked down the steps backwards," she said proudly.

Re: Sign In/Report on your day of Dada!

[untouchableskin.livejournal.com]

Marie signs in.

"My day of Dada made my friends think I'm on drugs," she said. She might not quite have the hang of the whole Dada thing yet.

Re: Sign In/Report on your day of Dada!

[superartie]

"Well done!"

Re: Sign In/Report on your day of Dada!

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler signed in.

"I wore handcuffs and kittens all day yesterday. That's dada enough for me."

Re: Sign In/Report on your day of Dada!

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter signs in, practically beaming at the world in general.

"My day of Dada was Wednesday. I met new people, ended up covered in pudding, and found It in the basement shower room. It was a very good day."

Re: Sign In/Report on your day of Dada!

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River signed in.

She had forgotten about the Dada day. On the other hand she could do Dada any day by default.

"My dada day was Monday. I ate an orange."

Re: Sign In/Report on your day of Dada!

[superartie]

"Minimalist Dada! Excellent work!"

Re: Sign In/Report on your day of Dada!

[stykera]

Stark signs in.

"Yesterday I was backwards. And upside down. And the TV watched me."

Re: Sign In/Report on your day of Dada!

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

"Pippi won." Tim said. "But I defeated almost everyone else I Dada'd on wednsday."

Re: Sign In/Report on your day of Dada!

[superartie]

"Oh? And how did Pippi win?"

[superartie]

Each bucket contains a myriad of stuffed animals, bean bags, balls of twine, water balloons, regular balloons, nerf balls, a few traditional playground balls, and, well, probably a number of frogs. Use these as you see fit.

Your teams are:

Team A Marie D'Ancanto Tim Desmond Walter Dornez Tyler Durden Kaylee Frye Phoebe Halliwell Charlie Kawalsky Macbeth Jamie Madrox Stark River Tam

Team B Jamie Madrox

Play ball!

[superartie]

And yes, I know that if you hit Jamie he multiplies. Have fun with that.

You're out?

[superartie]

No, seriously, you’re out? What have you been doing wrong? This is Dada dodgeball! Figure out a way back in!

Talk to each other!

[superartie]

. . .

Re: Talk to each other!

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

"Fnord!"

Talk to Artie!

[superartie]

. . .

Re: Talk to Artie!

[nadiathesaint]

At some point during the game of Dada dodgeball, Nadia came over to have a few words with Artie.

"Mr. Strongest Man in the World," she said politely, because she didn't want an extra week of detention. "Can I talk to you for a minute?"

OOC

[superartie]

I’m really pretty sure Artie would never give anyone detention. But I guess you’re welcome to try. . . .

Re: OOC

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

BEST DODGEBALL TEAMS EVER.

Re: OOC

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

I threw stuff at him does that count? Or is it too late?