Applied Dadaism: Fun and Games, Friday morning, main campfire

[superartie]

Artie awaited his campers in the main campfire area as usual.

Well, almost as usual. Today he was wearing a football helmet and seemed to have stuck a playground ball up his shirt.

It’s best not to ask, really.

“Welcome, campers! I hope all of you had a very pipe week. I know I have. The weather seems to have become Dada in our honor! And tasty! I’m sure you all have your own Dada stories to tell today, as well!”

Once the reporting on their days of Dada was done, Artie pulled the ball from beneath his shirt and bounced it on his head a few times. “Some of you know that I ran detention this weekend. We had a very successful game of dodgeball, there. So successful that I have decided that today, we are going to play our own game! Dada dodgeball!”

The field was nicely clear of kittens, butterflies, and pudding. There are six five-gallon buckets and twine, creating a rectangular playing field divided down the middle.

“These are your rules!” Artie held up a piece of paper with the words “rules for dodgeball” written on it in bright, friendly letters. Then he ripped it apart. “Have fun!”

[ooc: OCD is going up. . . . totally up now. Play ball!]

Comments

Play ball!

[superartie]

And yes, I know that if you hit Jamie he multiplies. Have fun with that.

Re: Play ball!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Bring it.

Re: Play ball!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Kawalsky didn't wait for instructions. He picked up a nerf ball and pegged it at Jamie. His aim wasn't fantastic though as it was thrown with his 'wrong' arm.

Re: Play ball!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie actually jumped in front of the mis-aimed ball allow it to bounce off his chest and creating a duplicate.

"By the power of the Nerf ball I now declare myself king of all Nerfs! If you worship me with stuffed animals you shall all get cookies!"

Re: Play ball!

[enginegirl.livejournal.com]

Kaylee found a stuffed gremlin. Then she attempted to throw it directly at Jamie.

Re: Play ball!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

The gremlin bounced of Jamie. He looked down horrified at the stuffed Gremlin.

"OMG! You killed it!"

Jamie then proceeded to hold a funeral service for said stuffed gremlin.

"We are gathered here today to pay tribute to this stuffed monster. He had a good life amoung the vegetables. His only crime was that he loved unicorns and water bottles."

Jamie then sat down on the gremlin finishing the ceremony.

And threw a take out container from McMooby back at Kaylee. "SnickleFritz!"

Re: Play ball!

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

Tim lobbed a water baloon at her.

Re: Play ball!

[untouchableskin.livejournal.com]

In honor of her roommate, Marie picked up a stray frog and threw it at Jamie.

Yeah, she totally throws like a girl.

Re: Play ball!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie caught the frog and then promptly sat down to discuss Thomas Hobbes's objections to Descartes' Meditations.

Seeing that the frog had no interest in Hobbes or Descartes he threw the frog back at Marie with a hearty bellow of "Pineapple Booger!"

Re: Play ball!

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

Tim throws like a Tim. but he didn't throw the embroidered cat pillow at her very hard.

Re: Play ball!

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler tossed two frogs, hard, at Jamie.

Ribbit.

Re: Play ball!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

The frogs bounced off Jamie creating two more duplicates.

The hit Jamie went off to the Out corner.

One of the duplicates started hopping around like a frog.

The other one looked at Tyler curiously and said "Your hair is not the color of a kumquat. Please write a 100 word essay on the reason why."

Re: Play ball!

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter threw a koosh ball at Jamie. "Take that, Sigmund!"

Re: Play ball!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

The ball hit Jamie where he promptly sat down and began to psychoanalyse Walter.

He then announced with an Austrian accent: "Valter has bin without the touch uf his mudda. Therefore ze moost be out or be called Vally for ze rest of ze day."

Re: Play ball!

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

Tim threw a handfull of grass at him.

Re: Play ball!

[stykera]

Stark had no idea how to play regular dodgeball. He was pretty sure you were supposed to dodge balls though. And possibly throw them as well.

So he threw a stuffed dragon at Jamie. A stuffed dragon with three water balloons attached, since it seemed the thing to do at the time.

Re: Play ball!

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

It's already been broughten! Eat stuffed....caterpillar!

Re: Play ball!

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe looked around and then grinned. She had a sense of DejaVu/Vuja De.

Re: Play ball!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie pointed at Phoebe. "You're out because you're smiling too much."

Re: Play ball!

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

Soft rubber doggie toy style egg towards Pheobe.

Re: Play ball!

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River picked up a grey bear and threw it to her left, and then a paintbrush and threw it behind her. All of a sudden she spun around, grabbed Jamie's hand and proceeded to spin him around. Fast.

Re: Play ball!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie spun with River while reciting all the known cheeses in the universe.

Or at least all the cheeses that Jamie knew.

Re: Play ball!

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

Tim stuffed a dodgeball up his shirt and took a run at River. Maybe he had too many frosted flakes today. "Bonzai!"

Re: Play ball!

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

Tim threw the ball at Jamie, and then cried out "I am Jamie Madrox!" He then proceeded to throw water baloons and stuffed animals at everyone. Including Artie.

Re: Play ball!

[superartie]

Artie appeared to be entirely unaffected by this.