Applied Dadaism: Fun and Games, Friday morning, main campfire

[superartie]

Artie awaited his campers in the main campfire area as usual.

Well, almost as usual. Today he was wearing a football helmet and seemed to have stuck a playground ball up his shirt.

It’s best not to ask, really.

“Welcome, campers! I hope all of you had a very pipe week. I know I have. The weather seems to have become Dada in our honor! And tasty! I’m sure you all have your own Dada stories to tell today, as well!”

Once the reporting on their days of Dada was done, Artie pulled the ball from beneath his shirt and bounced it on his head a few times. “Some of you know that I ran detention this weekend. We had a very successful game of dodgeball, there. So successful that I have decided that today, we are going to play our own game! Dada dodgeball!”

The field was nicely clear of kittens, butterflies, and pudding. There are six five-gallon buckets and twine, creating a rectangular playing field divided down the middle.

“These are your rules!” Artie held up a piece of paper with the words “rules for dodgeball” written on it in bright, friendly letters. Then he ripped it apart. “Have fun!”

[ooc: OCD is going up. . . . totally up now. Play ball!]

Comments

[superartie]

Each bucket contains a myriad of stuffed animals, bean bags, balls of twine, water balloons, regular balloons, nerf balls, a few traditional playground balls, and, well, probably a number of frogs. Use these as you see fit.

Your teams are:

Team A Marie D'Ancanto Tim Desmond Walter Dornez Tyler Durden Kaylee Frye Phoebe Halliwell Charlie Kawalsky Macbeth Jamie Madrox Stark River Tam

Team B Jamie Madrox

Play ball!

[superartie]

And yes, I know that if you hit Jamie he multiplies. Have fun with that.

Re: Play ball!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Bring it.

Re: Play ball!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Kawalsky didn't wait for instructions. He picked up a nerf ball and pegged it at Jamie. His aim wasn't fantastic though as it was thrown with his 'wrong' arm.

Re: Play ball!

[enginegirl.livejournal.com]

Kaylee found a stuffed gremlin. Then she attempted to throw it directly at Jamie.

Re: Play ball!

[untouchableskin.livejournal.com]

In honor of her roommate, Marie picked up a stray frog and threw it at Jamie.

Yeah, she totally throws like a girl.

Re: Play ball!

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler tossed two frogs, hard, at Jamie.

Ribbit.

Re: Play ball!

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter threw a koosh ball at Jamie. "Take that, Sigmund!"

Re: Play ball!

[stykera]

Stark had no idea how to play regular dodgeball. He was pretty sure you were supposed to dodge balls though. And possibly throw them as well.

So he threw a stuffed dragon at Jamie. A stuffed dragon with three water balloons attached, since it seemed the thing to do at the time.

Re: Play ball!

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

It's already been broughten! Eat stuffed....caterpillar!

Re: Play ball!

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe looked around and then grinned. She had a sense of DejaVu/Vuja De.

Re: Play ball!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie pointed at Phoebe. "You're out because you're smiling too much."

Re: Play ball!

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

Soft rubber doggie toy style egg towards Pheobe.

Re: Play ball!

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River picked up a grey bear and threw it to her left, and then a paintbrush and threw it behind her. All of a sudden she spun around, grabbed Jamie's hand and proceeded to spin him around. Fast.

Re: Play ball!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie spun with River while reciting all the known cheeses in the universe.

Or at least all the cheeses that Jamie knew.

Re: Play ball!

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

Tim stuffed a dodgeball up his shirt and took a run at River. Maybe he had too many frosted flakes today. "Bonzai!"

Re: Play ball!

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

Tim threw the ball at Jamie, and then cried out "I am Jamie Madrox!" He then proceeded to throw water baloons and stuffed animals at everyone. Including Artie.

Re: Play ball!

[superartie]

Artie appeared to be entirely unaffected by this.

You're out?

[superartie]

No, seriously, you’re out? What have you been doing wrong? This is Dada dodgeball! Figure out a way back in!

Re: You're out?

[sensethevisions]

"I was out, but I get to go back in because I'm a cheerleader." :)

Re: You're out?

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie was out.

He contemplated this deeply.

Then he contemplated his navel.

Since his navel was an innie and not an outie, he therefore could not be out and returned to the game.

Re: You're out?

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie was exiled from the land of Wasabi. Woe.

He then built a small shrine to the Prince made of toothpicks and returned to the game feeling like he had earned the privilege.

Re: You're out?

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie was out because he was hit by two frogs. He stood on his head to rid himself of all frog toxins and returned to the game.

Re: You're out?

[enginegirl.livejournal.com]

Kaylee was out, but, since the gremlin betrayed her, she was back in.

Re: You're out?

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler was out because he got splattered with salad dressing. He went, found some lettuce, rolled around in it until most of the dressing had come off and some green stuff was plastered to his shirt, and then went bacl into the game, offering the other players salad.