fandomhigh | Applied Dadaism: Fun and Games, Friday morning, main campfire

Artie awaited his campers in the main campfire area as usual.

Well, almost as usual. Today he was wearing a football helmet and seemed to have stuck a playground ball up his shirt.

It’s best not to ask, really.

“Welcome, campers! I hope all of you had a very pipe week. I know I have. The weather seems to have become Dada in our honor! And tasty! I’m sure you all have your own Dada stories to tell today, as well!”

Once the reporting on their days of Dada was done, Artie pulled the ball from beneath his shirt and bounced it on his head a few times. “Some of you know that I ran detention this weekend. We had a very successful game of dodgeball, there. So successful that I have decided that today, we are going to play our own game! Dada dodgeball!”

The field was nicely clear of kittens, butterflies, and pudding. There are six five-gallon buckets and twine, creating a rectangular playing field divided down the middle.

“These are your rules!” Artie held up a piece of paper with the words “rules for dodgeball” written on it in bright, friendly letters. Then he ripped it apart. “Have fun!”

[ooc: OCD is ~~going up. . . .~~ totally up now. Play ball!]

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"And other people? What did they do?"

Nadia was getting confused. "Um, well, I think Jude might have actually decided to make some raspberry soup. And GOB told Jamie to lay off the drugs."

"Wonderful!" Were Artie the sort to give grades, both Jamie and Walter would receive Chair-pluses for their days in Dada.

"But Walter almost got hit by a chair!"

"But you questioned his behavior! And in questioning, you expanded your world-view!"

"He could have been killed!"

"But he wasn't!"

"But-but--"

Artie gave her a knowing look. "You wouldn't really have allowed him to come to harm,"

"Well, no. . . ."

"Then there is no problem!"

"But--" Nadia flailed. "Can he at least tell me next time?!"

"No!" Artie said cheerfully.

"But--But--"

"If he told you, you wouldn't question and that would defeat the whole purpose!"

"But--"

"Any other questions?"

"I--"

"Excellent! Have a pipe day!"

"But--!"

Artie went back to watching the dodgeball game.

"I--" Nadia gave up with a sigh. She really ought to have known better.

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