Sex Ed, Tuesday, 3rd Period

[so_hawkward]

If Clint looked a little nervous standing in front of his class today, he didn't think anyone would blame him after how things had gone last week. "Hey guys. So, today we're going to talk more about one of the most important things you need to think about before having sex--namely, protection."

Oh, god help him.

"First, let's talk about what the ladies can do to stay safe," he said, because that seemed like a smart place to start. "Ladies, you have a lot of options for protection, and most of them involve not getting pregnant. There are a ton of medicines that will prevent you from getting pregnant, and most of them involve getting to skip your period too, which I can only assume is an awesome bonus." There were things he wasn't willing to study too closely, okay? "There are pills, rings, implants... uh, if you want more details on any of those, let me know and I'll... uh, find some. The big problems with these options are that you have to remember them all the time, and they don't protect against diseases, which we'll talk about another time."

"Unfortunately, science hasn't figured out something for guys to take that has a similar effect, so we're stuck with condoms," Clint said, laughing. "And that's where protection against diseases comes in as well. Condoms are some of the best protection you can have, but only when you use them the right way, and only when you use them all the time." He wasn't exactly worried about his students getting pregnant, but it would be just his luck that that sort of thing would happen during his semester at the helm of this class.

"Last week, Ada brought up a great lie that idiot guys say to ruin things for the rest of us, so I'm here to tell you, there's no man who's too big for one of these," Clint said, picking a condom out from a bowl on the table behind him. "If you're with a guy and he won't use a condom, call him names and leave because he doesn't deserve you, got it? Now, I think everyone should know how to put a condom on, even if you don't think at this point you may ever have sex, because you never know, and you're in this class for knowledge, right?"

If you were hoping that the box next to the bowl of condoms was filled with bananas or something, sorry folks. If the girls weren't going to have any shame, neither was Clint, and he opened the box to reveal a pile of silicone dildos in a variety of sizes, shapes, and colors. "I'd like for you to practice getting a condom on some of these, or at least watch while I and your classmates do it. After a while, you'll see how easy it is."

Comments

Sign In [09/15]

[so_hawkward]

Without shame!

Re: Sign In [09/15]

[good_for_six]

Isabela

Re: Sign In [09/15]

[halfbad.livejournal.com]

Nathan Byrn

Re: Sign In [09/15]

[dwarvenswagger]

Thorin

Re: Sign In [09/15]

[stacyexperiment]

Gwen Stacy

Re: Sign In [09/15]

[boneyard_girl]

Ada Miller

Listen to the lecture [09/15]

[so_hawkward]

Clint's only a little flustered this time, at least.

Re: Listen to the lecture [09/15]

[good_for_six]

The content of the lecture was was actually as relevant as Clint's discomfort to Isabela today, Thedas having...different options where this kind of thing was concerned.

Re: Listen to the lecture [09/15]

[halfbad.livejournal.com]

Nathan knew some of this just from being on this island as long as he had. Still, he listened to most of the lecture while he stared at his desk.

Practice with condoms [09/15]

[so_hawkward]

The size of your... practice implement is up to you!

Also, Clint will probably know if any of them goes missing. Just saying.

Re: Practice with condoms [09/15]

[good_for_six]

Pfft, like keeping an inventory would stop Isabela if she found one she really liked.

"I found one that sparkles," she announced gleefully, though sparkling was really all that one had going for it. "This is a well curated collection of cocks."

This is what you got for not using bananas, Clint.

Re: Practice with condoms [09/15]

[dwarvenswagger]

There were many things Thorin never wished to know about the proclivities of men. And that was one of them.

"...and sparkles are a good thing?"

Re: Practice with condoms [09/15]

[good_for_six]

Like you wouldn't decorate your sex toys with gemstones, Thorin.

"They're a pretty thing," Isabela said, poking the sparklepeen with a finger to test the firmness. The texture of this material was different from stone or leather or wood. "The size and shape leaves something to be desired though."

Re: Practice with condoms [09/15]

[dwarvenswagger]

Yes, but sparkles weren't gems. And excuse you, his would be crafted with the finest of mithril. Made with his own two hands.

The height of his craft.

The narrative could go on, but for Tolkien's fragile sensibilities, will stop.

"It does?" WHY DID HE ASK?

Re: Practice with condoms [09/15]

[so_hawkward]

"Dite's had a lot of different options, and I didn't want anyone's preferences to be left out," Clint said. It hadn't even occurred to him that the students might think these were his, because again, he underestimated their mental creativity greatly.

Re: Practice with condoms [09/15]

[good_for_six]

Well, Isabela had doubted he been sharing his personal collection. She wouldn't be considering making off with any especially interesting looking ones if that was the case. She just assumed he'd chosen these based on his personal collection.

"Dite's?" Clint, no, don't tell her about the sex shop.

RE: Re: Practice with condoms [09/15]

[so_hawkward]

Clint did not have a collection of this sort of thing at all, and probably would have gotten even more flustered at the suggestion.

"It's a store in town that sells... er, things like this." Clint, no. "And supplies. And anything else people might need for their relationships or lack thereof."

Re: Practice with condoms [09/15]

[stacyexperiment]

Gwen respected the lack of shame, Clint!

Of course she was also definitely not in practicing anything on dildos so she was trying to look better at this than she was, but hey, you can't have everything.

Re: Practice with condoms [09/15]

[boneyard_girl]

Yes, Ada was going to dig through the bowl of condoms, grab a few, and practice. Because while she'd seen some of her female cousins mime it a few times, she didn't have any experience with the real thing.

If the 'real thing' was magenta and made out of silicone.

"Just to check," she yelled, holding up her magenta trophy, "--it shouldn't be this color in real life, right?"

Talk to Clint [09/15]

[so_hawkward]

Before or after class!

RE: Talk to Clint [09/15]

[throughaphase]

As was semi-habit by now, Kitty came by with coffee since she'd have to spend a good part of her day at the bar.

"If you're planning on bringing all this home, I've gotta warn you, it's a little overkill," she said, looking around.

[SP BUT I HAD TO.]

RE: Talk to Clint [09/15]

[so_hawkward]

Clint looked confused for a moment before remembering what all of his students were playing with. "No! They're going back to the store when we're done," he insisted.

RE: Talk to Clint [09/15]

[throughaphase]

"Huh. You'd think Dite's would have a strict policy against returning used dildos," Kitty teased, because she was a brat. But she held coffee out for him because she was also nice.

RE: Talk to Clint [09/15]

[so_hawkward]

"They're gently used and no one's doing anything dirty," Clint said, taking the coffee gratefully. "Did you come to make sure I wasn't getting torn apart this week?"

OOC [09/15]

[so_hawkward]

*says a prayer for the poor boys of this class*