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Jamie and Jeff invade the so-called Happiest Place on Earth

Today's Danger Shop scenario? Apparently involved being at the happiest place on Earth.

"Don't get too excited," Jamie replied as he directed everyone to a somewhat hidden door which read "Staff Only". "Your assignment today? Dress up in costumes and try not to get pummeled by small children. Oh, and no princess costumes. Unless you're a guy."

"These outfits are the best," Jeff crowed. At least, it was probably Jeff, considering that the large duck had a heavy Welsh accent. "Nobody can see me like this!"

"However it does limit your hookups with single moms since you can't talk," Jamie noted. "Though in Jeff's particular outfit his has an advantage as his character isn't wearing any pants. Anyhow, suit up and go out and try not to scar the memories of children everywhere. And avoid getting hit in a certain personal area."

Jeff's agonized yell of, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY PANTS?" would just have to be their guide to the changing rooms.

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In disguise!

Dave Nelson

Cara

Raven

Jeremy Darling

Miley Ray Stewart ~~has too many damn disguise icons~~

Rilla Blythe ~~it is well-known that Canadians can change into moose at will okay~~

Sam Puckett

Hank Venture

Juliet Darling

Billy Kaplan

Hanna Marin

Stacey McGill

Anna Korlov

Elphaba Thropp

Which involves Jeff not wearing any pants.

This was clearly going to be a painful class from the start. There was no way they could be in the happiest place on Earth without some kind of karma coming back around.

Dave just didn't know it would be painful because of children attacking him. Well, he figured it out once he found out he'd be in a costume. Then it was a given.

Cara looked terribly excited at the thought of this class, truly she did.

Hank wasn't paying attention to any lecture or not-lecture, because the Disney-analogue in his world starred a bee, not a mouse.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO BIZZY BEE?!?!?!"

Scare small children! Get hit by small children! Get tackled by small children!

Dave ended up dressed like one of the Some Number of Dwarves. He didn't really pay attention to how many there were or what the name of this one was. Based on how he felt in the costume, though, he'd guess Embarrassed. Or Itchy. Or Ow My Shin You Little Brat.

In actuality, he was Sneezy.

Raven really wasn't comfortable dressing as a character she soon realized was a villain, but it was better than the giant animal headed things at least.

Being Raven, however, she totally cheated when the children ran away from her in fear (her first clue she was a bad guy). She used to gifts to soothe them, and soon had them feeling quite differently about this nice Maleficent.

Miley dressed as Minnie ~~because she almost had the icon for it~~ and was initially quite personable with the kids, signing things for them and posing for pictures and generally being adorable.

Then a child threw up on her oversized Minnie shoes.

"Okay, that's enough of that," Miley declared, and began contemplating the best way to flee the scene.

Rilla took this class time to normal revel in not having to deal with a child, so she was not best pleased with the assignment, and was even less so when, after donning a Daisy Duck outfit, she'd been tackled eight times and peed on twice.

Hank managed to find a costume of what appeared to be a duck in a Ratman costume (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darkwing_Duck).

Which was cool, because a) Ratman, and b) his costume was itself wearing a costume. How meta was THAT?!?!

Unfortunately, he'd picked a character who was a decade and a half old. Instead of hitting him or running away or hugging his legs, mostly the small children just engaged in whispered conversations with their parents about who he might be.

Who no doubt are thrilled to be dressed up in large fuzzy costumes.

Oh yeah. Totally thrilled.

By half an hour in, Miley was seriously regretting eating before this. Because the smell of that-kid-was-so-not-prepared-for-that-roller-coaster-and-then-all-that-sugar-before-and-afterwards vomit? Really stuck with you.

Sam had probably surprised no one by cheating just a little, dressing up in a dandy little princelyoutfit, complete with a short black rubber hairpiece. She stared around the park suspiciously, not noticing the approaching small child until she was tugging on her sleeve.

"Excuse me," the child lisped. "Are you the Prince?"

"Yeah," Sam said. "What of it?"

The kid kicked her in the shin. "You're a bigamist!"

Someone should possibly stop Sam before she beat up the small, Danger Shop constructed tourist child.

Where Jamie is no doubt trying to explain why Jeff's costume doesn't have pants.

Meanwhile, Jeff was far more preoccupied with his lack of trousers.

It was making him very nervous.

Today's post was inspired by an anonymous person who made a post on Reddit about playing the character Goofy at Disney World. Alas I lost the link but it was good reading about what goes on in the costume and behind the scenes.

My older brother played Chucky at Chucky Cheese for awhile in high school. My favorite story was when he was filling in for a coworker at a party and the grandmother came over, goosed him on the ass, and started muttering lasciviously in his ear.

Oh Chucky, you sexy, sexy creepy ass mouse thing.

My daughter? Afraid of nothing. Absolutely fearless.

Until the day I took her to Chuck E. Cheese for a birthday party and now she's deathly afraid of people in giant mouse costumes.

Disney is going to suck this year.

At least playing escape-and-evade whenever Mickey or Minnie is present will keep things interesting?

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