Jamie and Jeff invade the so-called Happiest Place on Earth

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Today's Danger Shop scenario? Apparently involved being at the happiest place on Earth.

"Don't get too excited," Jamie replied as he directed everyone to a somewhat hidden door which read "Staff Only". "Your assignment today? Dress up in costumes and try not to get pummeled by small children. Oh, and no princess costumes. Unless you're a guy."

"These outfits are the best," Jeff crowed. At least, it was probably Jeff, considering that the large duck had a heavy Welsh accent. "Nobody can see me like this!"

"However it does limit your hookups with single moms since you can't talk," Jamie noted. "Though in Jeff's particular outfit his has an advantage as his character isn't wearing any pants. Anyhow, suit up and go out and try not to scar the memories of children everywhere. And avoid getting hit in a certain personal area."

Jeff's agonized yell of, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY PANTS?" would just have to be their guide to the changing rooms.

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Re: The TA's

[hurtingzeebo]

Sam had probably surprised no one by cheating just a little, dressing up in a dandy little princelyoutfit, complete with a short black rubber hairpiece. She stared around the park suspiciously, not noticing the approaching small child until she was tugging on her sleeve.

"Excuse me," the child lisped. "Are you the Prince?"

"Yeah," Sam said. "What of it?"

The kid kicked her in the shin. "You're a bigamist!"

Someone should possibly stop Sam before she beat up the small, Danger Shop constructed tourist child.