Jamie and Jeff invade the so-called Happiest Place on Earth

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Today's Danger Shop scenario? Apparently involved being at the happiest place on Earth.

"Don't get too excited," Jamie replied as he directed everyone to a somewhat hidden door which read "Staff Only". "Your assignment today? Dress up in costumes and try not to get pummeled by small children. Oh, and no princess costumes. Unless you're a guy."

"These outfits are the best," Jeff crowed. At least, it was probably Jeff, considering that the large duck had a heavy Welsh accent. "Nobody can see me like this!"

"However it does limit your hookups with single moms since you can't talk," Jamie noted. "Though in Jeff's particular outfit his has an advantage as his character isn't wearing any pants. Anyhow, suit up and go out and try not to scar the memories of children everywhere. And avoid getting hit in a certain personal area."

Jeff's agonized yell of, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY PANTS?" would just have to be their guide to the changing rooms.

Comments

Re: OOC

[hurtingzeebo]

My older brother played Chucky at Chucky Cheese for awhile in high school. My favorite story was when he was filling in for a coworker at a party and the grandmother came over, goosed him on the ass, and started muttering lasciviously in his ear.

Oh Chucky, you sexy, sexy creepy ass mouse thing.

Re: OOC

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

My daughter? Afraid of nothing. Absolutely fearless.

Until the day I took her to Chuck E. Cheese for a birthday party and now she's deathly afraid of people in giant mouse costumes.

Disney is going to suck this year.

Re: OOC

[hurtingzeebo]

At least playing escape-and-evade whenever Mickey or Minnie is present will keep things interesting?