Jamie and Jeff invade the so-called Happiest Place on Earth

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Today's Danger Shop scenario? Apparently involved being at the happiest place on Earth.

"Don't get too excited," Jamie replied as he directed everyone to a somewhat hidden door which read "Staff Only". "Your assignment today? Dress up in costumes and try not to get pummeled by small children. Oh, and no princess costumes. Unless you're a guy."

"These outfits are the best," Jeff crowed. At least, it was probably Jeff, considering that the large duck had a heavy Welsh accent. "Nobody can see me like this!"

"However it does limit your hookups with single moms since you can't talk," Jamie noted. "Though in Jeff's particular outfit his has an advantage as his character isn't wearing any pants. Anyhow, suit up and go out and try not to scar the memories of children everywhere. And avoid getting hit in a certain personal area."

Jeff's agonized yell of, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY PANTS?" would just have to be their guide to the changing rooms.

Comments

Assignment!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Scare small children! Get hit by small children! Get tackled by small children!

Re: Assignment!

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

Dave ended up dressed like one of the Some Number of Dwarves. He didn't really pay attention to how many there were or what the name of this one was. Based on how he felt in the costume, though, he'd guess Embarrassed. Or Itchy. Or Ow My Shin You Little Brat.

In actuality, he was Sneezy.

Re: Assignment!

[trigons_child]

Raven really wasn't comfortable dressing as a character she soon realized was a villain, but it was better than the giant animal headed things at least.

Being Raven, however, she totally cheated when the children ran away from her in fear (her first clue she was a bad guy). She used to gifts to soothe them, and soon had them feeling quite differently about this nice Maleficent.

Re: Assignment!

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

Miley dressed as Minnie because she almost had the icon for it and was initially quite personable with the kids, signing things for them and posing for pictures and generally being adorable.

Then a child threw up on her oversized Minnie shoes.

"Okay, that's enough of that," Miley declared, and began contemplating the best way to flee the scene.

Re: Assignment!

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

Rilla took this class time to normal revel in not having to deal with a child, so she was not best pleased with the assignment, and was even less so when, after donning a Daisy Duck outfit, she'd been tackled eight times and peed on twice.

Re: Assignment!

[i-am-the-rat.livejournal.com]

Hank managed to find a costume of what appeared to be a duck in a Ratman costume (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darkwing_Duck).

Which was cool, because a) Ratman, and b) his costume was itself wearing a costume. How meta was THAT?!?!

Unfortunately, he'd picked a character who was a decade and a half old. Instead of hitting him or running away or hugging his legs, mostly the small children just engaged in whispered conversations with their parents about who he might be.