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fandomhigh2012-03-21 07:52 am
multi-madrox.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomhigh2012-03-21 07:52 am
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Jamie and Jeff invade the so-called Happiest Place on Earth
Today's Danger Shop scenario? Apparently involved being at the happiest place on Earth.
"Don't get too excited," Jamie replied as he directed everyone to a somewhat hidden door which read "Staff Only". "Your assignment today? Dress up in costumes and try not to get pummeled by small children. Oh, and no princess costumes. Unless you're a guy."
"These outfits are the best," Jeff crowed. At least, it was probably Jeff, considering that the large duck had a heavy Welsh accent. "Nobody can see me like this!"
"However it does limit your hookups with single moms since you can't talk," Jamie noted. "Though in Jeff's particular outfit his has an advantage as his character isn't wearing any pants. Anyhow, suit up and go out and try not to scar the memories of children everywhere. And avoid getting hit in a certain personal area."
Jeff's agonized yell of, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY PANTS?" would just have to be their guide to the changing rooms.
"Don't get too excited," Jamie replied as he directed everyone to a somewhat hidden door which read "Staff Only". "Your assignment today? Dress up in costumes and try not to get pummeled by small children. Oh, and no princess costumes. Unless you're a guy."
"These outfits are the best," Jeff crowed. At least, it was probably Jeff, considering that the large duck had a heavy Welsh accent. "Nobody can see me like this!"
"However it does limit your hookups with single moms since you can't talk," Jamie noted. "Though in Jeff's particular outfit his has an advantage as his character isn't wearing any pants. Anyhow, suit up and go out and try not to scar the memories of children everywhere. And avoid getting hit in a certain personal area."
Jeff's agonized yell of, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY PANTS?" would just have to be their guide to the changing rooms.
Re: Assignment!
Being Raven, however, she totally cheated when the children ran away from her in fear (her first clue she was a bad guy). She used to gifts to soothe them, and soon had them feeling quite differently about this nice Maleficent.