Advanced Journalism (Wednesday, February 8, 3rd period)

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita sat behind her desk studying a book entitled 50 Signs of Mental Illness : A Guide to Understanding Mental Health.

Across the board in sparkling purple letters were instructions:

Work on the obituaries.

Do not attempt to be any nationality but your own.

If Nigel van Susteren shows up, he is advised to leave before he finds out what it's like to be a scarab beetle cockroach canary.

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Okay, no Nigel. Different game this time.

John Skeeter.

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[mycanonhatesme]

Chloe signs in.

Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

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Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John works on his obituary.

Principal Bristow made me act in a pageant once. It was horrifying and embarassing and I had to wear a table. But, because of him and his vision, I realized that my true calling lies in something that I can give to the public. I love that man. I'll miss him dearly.

John raises his hand. "Hey Mom? Is this good?"

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[mycanonhatesme]

Chloe really wishes she'd had the foresight to put Aeryn's number into her phone, so she could leave her a text message to come and save John from himself.

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita just stared.

"I am not your mother. Thank God."

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John smiles sweetly.

"Except yesterday you said your child's name was Jonathan which is long for John which is my name. Mom, don't remember the eighteen hours of childbirth you went through?"

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory began to look through her bag for candy to feed whatever wee animal John became today.

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

"Little Jonathan is two years old," Rita said quickly. "Are you two years old?"

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"You had a kid at the age of 58?" John boggles. "I'm your child by that wild affair you had with the copy editor from that lowly tabloid."

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

"I'm fo - er, thirty-six!" Rita said, annoyed. "Magical people age much better, anyway. I know a man who's at least one hundred and fifty years old. And I've no idea what you're talking about."

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"You're forty five?" John crinkles his nose. "Mom, I had no idea you were that old. Seemed like just yesterday you were tucking me into bed and then going off for a wild night of the town."

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

"All right. Then, oh son of mine, I'm acting as your guardian and grounding you," Rita said sardonically.

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Unfortunately, that's not gonna happen," John says. "See, we're estranged, you and I. You love your work more than me and I love my socks more than you. Plus, the last name Skeeter sounds like some ugly bug. I prefer my foster parent's last name."

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[mycanonhatesme]

Chloe sets about to write her obituary:

John Crichton was a friendly classmate, and a valuable friend. He was an asset to the Male Fans of Celine Dion, and to the general insanity of room 238. He is survived by girlfriend, Aeryn Sun, and boyfriend, Lee Adama.

After Class

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OOC

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

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Re: OOC

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*dies again and again at John's ability to tempt Death*

Re: OOC

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

As I'm not at home yet, consider this permission to do to John what you'd like. Detention, animal, blackboard duty, a pudding cup. Your choice.

Re: OOC

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Mwahahahahahaha.

*evils*

Re: OOC

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

One of these days, Fraser has to stop in while John's an animal, I think.

Re: OOC

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Oooooh!

Re: OOC

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

I'll keep pitching the bad ideas, you keep hitting them out of the park, okay?

Re: OOC

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Timon! (http://www.lionking.org/characters/Timon.html)