Advanced Journalism (Wednesday, February 8, 3rd period)

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita sat behind her desk studying a book entitled 50 Signs of Mental Illness : A Guide to Understanding Mental Health.

Across the board in sparkling purple letters were instructions:

Work on the obituaries.

Do not attempt to be any nationality but your own.

If Nigel van Susteren shows up, he is advised to leave before he finds out what it's like to be a scarab beetle cockroach canary.

Comments

OOC

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

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Re: OOC

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*dies again and again at John's ability to tempt Death*

Re: OOC

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

As I'm not at home yet, consider this permission to do to John what you'd like. Detention, animal, blackboard duty, a pudding cup. Your choice.

Re: OOC

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Mwahahahahahaha.

*evils*

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[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

One of these days, Fraser has to stop in while John's an animal, I think.

Re: OOC

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Oooooh!

Re: OOC

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

I'll keep pitching the bad ideas, you keep hitting them out of the park, okay?

Re: OOC

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Timon! (http://www.lionking.org/characters/Timon.html)