Advanced Journalism (Wednesday, February 8, 3rd period)

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita sat behind her desk studying a book entitled 50 Signs of Mental Illness : A Guide to Understanding Mental Health.

Across the board in sparkling purple letters were instructions:

Work on the obituaries.

Do not attempt to be any nationality but your own.

If Nigel van Susteren shows up, he is advised to leave before he finds out what it's like to be a scarab beetle cockroach canary.

Comments

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Since Professor Skeeter has big feet, the kick hurts and he hits a desk leg and stays still.

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory scurried over and poked at him with a pencil.

"John?"

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[mycanonhatesme]

Chloe peeked over Rory's shoulder. "Is he all right?"

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John makes a loud meerkat noise and twitches when he gets poked with a pencil.

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory scritched his tummy.

"If you get up, we'll make her change you back."

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John curls into the scritches, enjoying himself and then pulls himself to his wee feet.

He wee hands rubs his eyes and he hopes that hitting that desk leg won't cause a bruise on his real back.

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Aww."

Rory took another picture and sent it to Aeryn: "TINY MEERKAT 2DAY. AW."

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John tries to cross his arms. But they're too short so he only ends up flailing like a flailing thing.

So, he makes a noise that sounds like a whine.

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[mycanonhatesme]

Chloe grins with jealousy at Rory's phone. "We've got to get Aeryn to come to class some day so she can see John in action."

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John does not like that idea, oh no!

So he scampers away and hides behind a bookshelf.

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory put an Oreo by the bookshelf.

"Come on, John."

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John skitters out, takes the Oreo and goes to hide again.

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory moved back a few feet, further into the room, and set another Oreo down.

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John sniffs and smells another Oreo.

So, he scampers out again, tries to grab the Oreo and make a quick escape.

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory caught him. Ha.

She took him over to Rita.

"Fix him."

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

"He's better this way," Rita said lazily.

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"He's fluffier," Rory agreed. "But you need to make him a guy again."

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

"He's a male meerkat," Rita noted, turning a page of her book.

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John makes a grab for Rita's glasses.

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita waved her wand, and the tiny meerkat floated up into the air.

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John flails about in the air. When he realizes he isn't falling, he does flips and somersaults and wonders if there is a meerkat Olympics.

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita ignored him.

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Since Rita has earlier reiterated that John is, in fact, a male, John does what males do.

He uses the bathroom while floating in mid air near Rita.

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Ew," Rory said helpfully.

She didn't take a picture for Aeryn.

Rita just looked disgusted, muttered a scouring spell, and returned John to her desk.

Re: Work on the obits/pass notes/antagonize Rita

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John skitters around on Rita's desk, messing up papers and making claw marks on good wood.

He might be plotting to jump on Rita's shoulder now...