Monster attack

[fh-anonymous.livejournal.com]

Shots can still be heard down in the town. The troopers seem to be all tied up down there. Which is why it might be disconcerting to anyone watching out the windows to see figures begin rising out of the snow on the lawn of the school. More are moving out of the trees also.

They begin making their way toward the buildings.

[[OOC: If people choose to leave the building to fight, please organize yourselves into groups (preferably in the gym thread) and post your location in the subject line. This will make it a lot easier for me to keep track of everything.]]

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Re: To the roof!

[fates_jaye]

Randomly, Jaye throws a vase at a snowman.

Re: To the roof!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

The vase knocks one arm clean off. The snowman looks up at her and glares (as much as some coal and a bunch of snow can glare... before digging in the snow for its missing arm.

Re: To the roof!

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

"Nice one, Jaye!" Cordy yelps, struggling with a heavy pot of oil.

Re: To the roof!

[fates_jaye]

There. Jaye did something. Ha!

Re: To the roof!

[fh_extras]

Jaye's action catches the attention of one particularly nasty alien. Using his tentacles, he hurls three rather large snowballs towards Jaye.

Re: To the roof!

[fates_jaye]

One hits Jaye in the parka. "HEY!" she yells at it, and drops a frying pan off the roof.

Re: To the roof!

[fh_extras]

The frying pan crushes one of the snow monster's tentacles. If Jaye knew snow monster speak, she would know that this snow monster is now very, very upset.

He gathers snow in one tentacles and hurls it towards Jaye's stomach.

Re: To the roof!

[fates_jaye]

"OW!" Jaye yells at it, because that hurts. "Oh, it's ON, bitch!"

Say hello to the sledgehammer from the closet aimed right at your head!

Re: To the roof!

[fh_extras]

Missing a head makes it really hard to aim a snow ball. As the snow monster starts to reform, he throws one large snowball without the benefit of his eyes.

Where it strikes, nobody knows...

Re: To the roof!

[fates_jaye]

Not having any eyes meaning it doesn't even come close to hitting Jaye.

"Oh my GOD, THE PAIN, THE PAIN!" she yells at it, and drops a pot on him.

Re: To the roof!

[fh_extras]

Snow monsters do not take kindly to sarcasm. So, meet Mister Two Headed Snow Monster who's now firing snowballs at Jaye rapidly.

Re: To the roof!

[chasingangela]

Throwing things seems like a good idea with only one good hand, and Jack has the hot oil covered.

So Angela starts tossing packages of ramen noodles at the snowmen.

Re: To the roof!

[fates_jaye]

Jaye blinks. "Gonna feed 'em?"

Re: To the roof!

[chasingangela]

"I only have one good hand, and they're light. Got a better idea?," Angela flails.

Re: To the roof!

[fates_jaye]

Jaye looks in the bag, and finds someone's random trophy. Hey, it could've been hidden in a closet. She doesn't know where she got stuff.

Re: To the roof!

[chasingangela]

Angela takes the trophy and blinks. "Someone was a majorette?" she snickers.

And drops it over the edge of the roof, onto what's left of the army.

Re: To the roof!

[fates_jaye]

Jaye looks over to see what happens.

Re: To the roof!

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

"Nice aim!" Harper declared aiming his forcelance at a random snowman.

Re: To the roof!

[fates_jaye]

"Thank you!" Jaye says proudly.

Re: To the roof!

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

"So, does this kinda thing happen often around here?" Hee, melty snowman, if only the Magog were so easy.

Re: To the roof!

[fates_jaye]

"Uh huh," Jaye says. "I missed the zombies, though. Oh, by order of the blah blah new students blah hi I'm Jaye."

Re: To the roof!

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

"Thanks, but I'm not a student."

Zap. Blast. Burn.

Re: To the roof!

[fates_jaye]

"Oh. Well, I'm still Jaye."

Re: To the roof!

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

"Harper," he held up his blaster. "You know how to use one of these?"

Re: To the roof!

[fates_jaye]

"Um. I'm not exactly shooting girl? I drop stuff on the bad guys," she says. "My family's full of Republicans, though."