Monster attack

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Shots can still be heard down in the town. The troopers seem to be all tied up down there. Which is why it might be disconcerting to anyone watching out the windows to see figures begin rising out of the snow on the lawn of the school. More are moving out of the trees also.

They begin making their way toward the buildings.

[[OOC: If people choose to leave the building to fight, please organize yourselves into groups (preferably in the gym thread) and post your location in the subject line. This will make it a lot easier for me to keep track of everything.]]

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Re: To the roof!

[fh_extras]

Mister Two Headed Snow Monster would smile if he possibly could. He does a little twirl, fluffing up snow as he goes.

Little does Jaye know he's gathering snow in his hands so when he turns back around, two snowballs go flying up at Jaye!

Re: To the roof!

[fates_jaye]

One hits her in the shoulder. The other in the colander.

"FINE!" she yells.

She reaches into her bag, pulls out a box, and starts throwing the leftover doughnuts from last weeks trip to Jeff the God of Biscuits at the snow monster. They're really stale now.

Re: To the roof!

[fh_extras]

Mister Two Headed Snow Monster gets hit with several biscuits and one, he catches in his mouth and chews happily.

If Jaye were closer, Mister Two Headed Snow Monster would hit Jaye for wasting baked good!

Instead, he pays her back and hurls the biscuits back at her.

Re: To the roof!

[fates_jaye]

Jaye ducks and sticks her tongue out at the snow monster. Then drops again because omg, that's gonna get her hit with something.

Re: To the roof!

[fh_extras]

Mister Two Headed Snow Monster wishes he could fly.

He cannot. What he can do is...call for backup.

Jaye? Meet the Mack Daddy of the Snow Monsters.

Mack Daddy immediately starts beating on the building and tossing snow up onto the roof.

Re: To the roof!

[fates_jaye]

Jaye grabs a blanket from her bag and hides under it.

Re: To the roof!

[fh_extras]

Mack Daddy starts to hum softly under his breath. If Jaye can hear it, she might recognize it as something from Michael Bolton with some Lionel Richie thrown in.

Who said torture had to involve snow?

Re: To the roof!

[fates_jaye]

The animals are more on key, you know. Jaye? Is actually scarily used to this sort of thing.

Re: To the roof!

[fh_extras]

Mack Daddy throws a few pebbles up towards Jaye to get her attention.

He waits until he has her attention. There are no snowballs in his hands.

Re: To the roof!

[fates_jaye]

"WHAT!" she yells.

Re: To the roof!

[fh_extras]

Seeing that he's gotten her attention, Mack Daddy starts to Riverdance...

His legs flail about and his head doesn't move and he might be humming Irish clog music.

Re: To the roof!

[fates_jaye]

Jaye can only stare, because OMGWTFRIVERDANCE.

Re: To the roof!

[fh_extras]

Mack Daddy just keeps on going, flailing and kicking up bits of snow.

The snow army from behind him? Totally outfits Mack Daddy with a kilt they'd sewed from bark and tree leaves.

Re: To the roof!

[fates_jaye]

Jaye wonders if she fell and hit her head and concussed herself.

Re: To the roof!

[fh_extras]

Mack Daddy continues dancing and might even throw some Rockette knee kicks into it!

Re: To the roof!

[fates_jaye]

Actually, it's not a bad show.

Jaye reaches into the bag, finds one of her PRINCIPAL GLITTER/NINJA OTP flags and tosses it down. Maybe it can do something with it.

Re: To the roof!

[fh_extras]

The flag strikes the snowman's nose and he immediately collapses in a heap of snow, motionless.

Re: To the roof!

[fates_jaye]

Jaye's jaw drops, and she stares.

"I'm a monster killer," she says, and she kind of feels bad about it. It was just trying to entertain!