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!event: snow weekend

Monster attack

Shots can still be heard down in the town. The troopers seem to be all tied up down there. Which is why it might be disconcerting to anyone watching out the windows to see figures begin rising out of the snow on the lawn of the school. More are moving out of the trees also.

They begin making their way toward the buildings.

[[OOC: If people choose to leave the building to fight, please organize yourselves into groups (preferably in the gym thread) and post your location in the subject line. This will make it a lot easier for me to keep track of everything.]]

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Not having any eyes meaning it doesn't even come close to hitting Jaye.

"Oh my GOD, THE PAIN, THE PAIN!" she yells at it, and drops a pot on him.

Snow monsters do not take kindly to sarcasm. So, meet Mister Two Headed Snow Monster who's now firing snowballs at Jaye rapidly.

"Ow ow ow!" says Jaye, keeping her face covered. Dude, she's got mean siblings and she's the youngest. She knows how it works.

She jazz handses at it.

Mister Two Headed Snow Monster is not impressed by the jazz hands. He's more of a West Side Story kinda snow monster.

Just for that, Jaye gets more snowballs towards her knees and ankles.

"Ow, god dammit!"

FINE.

Jaye reaches into her bag and gets a can of glitter to pour on stupid Mister Two Headed Snow Monster.

The monsters, having spent some time in the snowy city of New York with it's glitz and glamour readily enjoys the glitter.

They do a very Mary Tyler Moore turn, showing off their new glittery snow before smiling brightly at Jaye and flinging two more snowballs up at her.

There is no glitter in the snowballs.

Jaye applauds, then has to duck. "You're not fun anymore!" she calls, and sits down out of the way because owwwww, snowballs can hurt...

Mister Two Headed Snow Monster misses his dance partner.

Jaye might hear the snow rustling as the monster is dancing some more in hopes of luring Jaye out again.

Jaye pokes her head over the ledge, pulling her colander helmet down over her face so she can see through the holes.

Having learned from this one, Mister Two Headed Snow Monster does a version of jazz hands at Jaye.

Okay, that's kinda cute. Popping up a little higher, she jazz handses back.

Mister Two Headed Snow Monster would smile if he possibly could. He does a little twirl, fluffing up snow as he goes.

Little does Jaye know he's gathering snow in his hands so when he turns back around, two snowballs go flying up at Jaye!

One hits her in the shoulder. The other in the colander.

"FINE!" she yells.

She reaches into her bag, pulls out a box, and starts throwing the leftover doughnuts from last weeks trip to Jeff the God of Biscuits at the snow monster. They're really stale now.

Mister Two Headed Snow Monster gets hit with several biscuits and one, he catches in his mouth and chews happily.

If Jaye were closer, Mister Two Headed Snow Monster would hit Jaye for wasting baked good!

Instead, he pays her back and hurls the biscuits back at her.

Jaye ducks and sticks her tongue out at the snow monster. Then drops again because omg, that's gonna get her hit with something.

Mister Two Headed Snow Monster wishes he could fly.

He cannot. What he can do is...call for backup.

Jaye? Meet the Mack Daddy of the Snow Monsters.

Mack Daddy immediately starts beating on the building and tossing snow up onto the roof.

Jaye grabs a blanket from her bag and hides under it.

Mack Daddy starts to hum softly under his breath. If Jaye can hear it, she might recognize it as something from Michael Bolton with some Lionel Richie thrown in.

Who said torture had to involve snow?

The animals are more on key, you know. Jaye? Is actually scarily used to this sort of thing.

Mack Daddy throws a few pebbles up towards Jaye to get her attention.

He waits until he has her attention. There are no snowballs in his hands.

"WHAT!" she yells.

Seeing that he's gotten her attention, Mack Daddy starts to Riverdance...

His legs flail about and his head doesn't move and he might be humming Irish clog music.

Jaye can only stare, because OMGWTFRIVERDANCE.

Mack Daddy just keeps on going, flailing and kicking up bits of snow.

The snow army from behind him? Totally outfits Mack Daddy with a kilt they'd sewed from bark and tree leaves.

Jaye wonders if she fell and hit her head and concussed herself.

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