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Eh yes Vednesdey...I reelly dun't hefe-a unytheeng tu sey ebuoot it. Boot it is indeed Vednesdey!

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Noo Inglund Clem Chooder (red oor vheete-a yuoo esk? I'm nut sure-a)

-Meshed Putetues und grefy

-Toorkey

-Crunberry Sooce-a

-Greelled Cheeckee Ceeser Seled

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[nadiathesaint]

Nadia blinked. "And here I thought once the gremlins were gone I didn't have to worry about hallucinations." She shrugged. "Unless, you know, we make some weird chemicals in my chemistry class."

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

"What'd I miss?" Victor asked, sitting down with them. "Oh, wait, sorry...what did I miss?"

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders is pretty much starving after his Classics class, so the second he gets into the cafeteria he piles a good-sized helping of everything onto his plate. Except for the soup. But his bowl is dangerously full. In between all that and the three glasses of milk, he's a walking danger zone.

Noticing Xander, Victor, and a girl he remembered meeting at Caritas the night of the embarrassing Brady incident, he takes his tray (whose structural integrity is now severely endangered by its payload) and heads over toward them.

"What did who miss, now?"

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

"Apparantly I missed something involving gremlins," Victor explained.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders twitches. "Oh, lords. I thought we were done with those frakkin' things." He gulps down half a glass of milk and shakes his head. "Trust me, it's probably a good thing you missed it."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi walks up with a Greelled Cheeckee Ceeser Seled.

"Ohh, gremlin gossip? What happened?"

She looks at Anders, not sure if she's met him.

"Hi."

[soldtoarmenians]

"Nothing happened. I think? Just discussing the relative safety of cafeteria food hallucinations compared to gremlin ones." Xander chomped on a spoonful of Meshed Putetues. "No hallucinations so far today, by the way. Assuming your pigtails are supposed to do that."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi's eyes looked left and right at her braids.

"Well, I don't know about supposed to do it... But it's what they do... I like it."

She smiled at Xander.

"I thought the food was supposed to make you sing Abba or something."

[soldtoarmenians]

"I like it too," Xander assured her. "It's just kind of impressively gravity-defying, so I didn't want to rule out hallucinations or spells."

He snickered about the singing. "Oh, yeah, Marty. Everything happens to Marty. I think as long as you skip the Hemmhe und Cheeszezuh Sammidgwiches, you're safe from the ABBA."

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"Nothing this time," Anders says to the new girl, waving. "Apparently we missed something about gremlins, so I was just tellin' Victor here he's probably better off for it. C'mon over, have a seat."

He smiles and sticks out a hand in greeting. "Hi. Anders."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi takes a seat next to Anders and shakes his hand. Blah blah blah very firm grip for a girl her size but not painfully so.

"I'm not Anders, I'm Pippi... Oh! You're Anders! I think we're on the Beautification Team together."

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

His eyes widen momentarily at the strength of her grip, but he laughs and shakes her hand anyway. "Hiya, Pippi. So what'd you do to get stuck on that team?"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Gremlins?" Walter dropped his heavily laden tray next to Victor's and sat down.

"Hi," he said in general to the table.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"Hey, Walter," says Anders, waving an empty milk glass vaguely in his direction.

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

"Hey, Walter," Victor said, happy to see his boyfriend. "How has your day been?

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Nothing very interesting until now. I'm still wondering what 'campus beautification' is going to mean." He bumped a shoulder against Victor's and smirked. "Are you sure you want to be seen with us troublemakers," he nodded to Pippi and Anders, "since just one prank landed you in the same boat as we repeat offenders."

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders gives him a deadpan look. "Talking about gremlins, you're talking to the guy who got bitten by one the first week of school and ended up naked and unconscious in the hallway with a lampshade over his head, and then drawn on, with pictures that showed up all over the dorm. I'd take a troublemaker rep over that any day."

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

Victor raised his eyebrows and leaned in. "And who says I'm not a troublemaker?" he asked with a grin.

[soldtoarmenians]

"Oh no, there's all kinds of hallucination sources around here," Xander assured her. Totally helpfully. "Spells, fear toxins, Bitterwoman re-runs. At least I choose to assume I'm hallucinating her hairstyle in Season 3, because dude, what was up with that tiara?"

[nadiathesaint]

"Bitterwoman?" Nadia shook her head. "I don't think I've seen that. What's it about?"

[soldtoarmenians]

"It's old; it's in re-runs. She's this superhero who's... really, really bitter. About high heels and panty hose, among other things. And I get the feeling the show was a sponsor for Motrin or Pamprin or something, but luckily for my sanity when I was five years old, they didn't follow that plotline too far."

[nadiathesaint]

There were times when Nadia had trouble understanding what Xander was saying. She usually blamed it on English not being her first language, but she was starting to wonder if English wasn't Xander's first language, either. "Oh," she said. "I guess I should watch an episode."

[soldtoarmenians]

"It's on a lot, on one cable channel or other," Xander said. "In fact I've got this secret suspicion it's on 24 hours a day, if you channel-flip fas enough."

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia giggled. "You should check. Make a party of it, or something, and take bets on which channel it'll be on." Lord knows, the Americans had enough channels to choose from. . . .

[soldtoarmenians]

Xander raised an eyebrow. "Ooh, yeah. Bitterwoman drinking game, maybe. You change channels at every commercial, and you have to take a shot depending on what's happening when you hit an episode - one for magic control-top pantyhose, one for every time she gets rear-ended driving the invisible VW Bug, chug when you actually see her smile... And whoever guessed the right channel is immune from having to drink until the next round."