Detention

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Dean Bristow stands in an empty and unprogrammed Danger Shop. "Mr. Williams has yet to arrive, so I'll be your Detention person until such time as he does. Please sign in below."

Known detentions:
conathon
master_of_fear
maias_notebook
neptune_wallace
julian_lawless
studentwillow

Comments

Sign In Here

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

Do it.

Re: Sign In Here

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Maia comes in not surprised that Dean Bristow is there. Signing the paper she looks around, there are not chairs so she sits on the floor. With nothing to look at in the empty room she brings her knees up under her chin and watches Dean Bristow until the other prisoners detentioned students arrive.

Re: Sign In Here

[conathon.livejournal.com]

Sawyer comes into Detention, he's still in pain and looks like a mess but the consequences must be served. He signs in and sees one other student here.

Re: Sign In Here

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Jonathan enters Study Hall with a smile on his face. Whistling he signs in and makes his way into a seat.

Tell Me Why You're Here

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

Again, do it.

Re: Tell Me Why You're Here

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Maia looks thoughtful for a moment and then speaks "I was disrespectful to a teacher sir." Maia says looking at her sneakers and tying the laces in different kinds of knots.

Re: Tell Me Why You're Here

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Jonathan stands up and addresses everyone, "I was fighting in Study Hall sir," he says before sitting down. He's still smiling the entire time.

Re: Tell Me Why You're Here

[conathon.livejournal.com]

"I hit another student, that's why I'm here." he says after a while, the Dean didn't scare him, no way.

Film: Dawn of the Dead (1978)

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

"Until such time as Mr. Williams decides to grace us with his presence, I will continue with his lesson plan. First, we begin with a film. 1978's Dawn of the Dead. I want 100 words on the depiction of zombies in this film as figures of tragedy or horror."

[OOC: If you've seen it, do it. If you haven't, just say that you did it]

Re: Film: Dawn of the Dead (1978)

[conathon.livejournal.com]

Sawyer watches the film intently and writes down his response to the Deans prompt.

Re: Film: Dawn of the Dead (1978)

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Maia watches the film, she liked the ending with the biker gang in the mall. She felt sorry for the zombies and wrote a hundred words on how it was not the zombies fault that they were zombies and maybe if people would have taken the time to try and help the zombies instead of freaking out and feeling threatened by them and misunderstanding them all then the ending would have been better. Chewing on the end of her pen Maia finally finishes it counting 100 words exactly.

Re: Film: Dawn of the Dead (1978)

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Jonathan cheerily watches as zombies devour human beings on the screen and then writes an exceptionally upbeat paper about the tradgedy that befalls those people who are turned into zombies.

((I saw the 2004 remake, should I re-do this?))

Participatory Activity: Improvised Weaponry - Cricket Bats, Chainsaws, and You

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

Dean Bristow programmed the Danger Shop to be an exact replica of the Monroeville Mall from the film. On the floor in front of them is a piece of red tape.

"Please line up. In this exercise, a zombie will attack you and you will have to defend yourself with an improvised weapon. When you step up to the line, the weapon will materialize in your hand and the zombie will appear 35 feet away. Successfully incapacitate it by removing the head or destroying the brain."

Re: Participatory Activity: Improvised Weaponry - Cricket Bats, Chainsaws, and You

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Maia looked around at the danger shop, impressed by the ability to change its form. She was not scared, she had shot a zombie during the attack. Taking a deep breath Maia stepped to the line and waited for her weapon to materialize.

Re: Participatory Activity: Improvised Weaponry - Cricket Bats, Chainsaws, and You

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Jonathan cheerily steps up to fight the simulated zombies. If one notices these things, they'd notice he's still wearing the leather pants from last night's fashion show.

Re: Participatory Activity: Improvised Weaponry - Cricket Bats, Chainsaws, and You

[conathon.livejournal.com]

Sawyer wasn't into the whole 'supernatural' elements around here but he was ready for anything that Coach could throw at him, well..mostly anything.

Lunch Break: Noon to One PM

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

*takes another gulp of coffee*

Alright kids, you've earned yourself a break. I got ourselves a very special catering job... say hello to Mr. Enpeecee of one of the local restaurants you've never heard of. He'll be serving Stew for everyone! There is a vegetarian option for those of you wusses who can't stand to think of a chicken crying, don't worry. Stew, rolls, carrots, and water! Have at it kids... but remember, there is always the chance of Zombie attack.

...even during your lunch break. *laugh*

Re: Lunch Break: Noon to One PM

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Maia goes over to get her lunch. She opts for the nonvegetarian kind. Sitting facing the mall facade Maia starts to eat her lunch. "So coach, when is our meet?"

Re: Lunch Break: Noon to One PM

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Jonathan eats lunch with gusto, he'd been afraid to eat right before the fashion show in case it had made him bloat and now he was really hungry.

mmmmm, everything tasted wonderful what with the taste of fear still being in his mouth.

Re: Lunch Break: Noon to One PM

[conathon.livejournal.com]

Sawyer nibbles on the food infront of him. It was alright, not droolworthy but fine.

Lecture: Zombies Are Not Your Friends and Loved Ones

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

*Ash clears his throat, and the interior of the Danger shop shimmers away and is replaced with a dark, sullen graveyard*

Pull up a tombstone, kids. This is gonna be a happy, happy time.

*clears throat*

When throughout the course of zombie events, you may find yourself confronted by your mother, father, brother, sister, pet goat, or other associate, in handy dandy creepified zombie form.

Here is a key lesson, kiddos. They ain't them. They're just a shambling, rambling, gonna nibble on your gray matter zombie. They don't love you, they love the taste of your flesh. You might as well abandon all hope that the process is reversible, or that there is some tiny glimmer of who they once were in their eyes. They're walking meat sacs, looking to eat you, and if you're unlucky, turn you into one as well.

Now, how do you get rid of the inevitable stupid shiny humanistic feelings towards people who look like your mom, for example? You use the likeness to your advantage. You remember all that your mom ever did mean to you, like, steal your action figures, or force you to walk around crying all day because she refuses to pull the one inch splinter out of your butt cheek, or made you watch Golden Girls. That's some serious rage material. And you bring up all that rage, and you HIT 'EM! Or, if you're lucky enough, you shoot 'em right in the brain!

...this is not me advocating violence to your parents, kids. This is solely in the case of Zombies. If any of you shoot your parents and blame my lecture? You and Me have a personal date with Locker 327, that I will definitely not stand you up for, got it? *sips coffee*

Any questions, punks?

Re: Lecture: Zombies Are Not Your Friends and Loved Ones

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Maia sits on a cross tombstone nodding in agreement with the lecture. She had experienced the zombie weekend and had no questions about their grotesque features. She also had no problem shooting them.

Participatory Activity: Zombie Anatomy - Aim For The Head, Or Else You're Dead

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Right, next step in participation, buckos. *a table shimmers into existence, and Ash picks up a shotgun from it*

See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Now this is a real man's weapon. Dealable recoil, heavy damage output, but there's the reloading issue that is somewhat of a problem when dealing with zombies. Now, this, being a Man's weapon, ain't for any of you... Well, maybe Crane.

Here, grab yourself a handgun, or if you really feel like possibly breaking your shoulder from recoil, I got a couple carbines as well. Crane, you can grab the other Shotgun, if you like.

Now, any of you ever play Hogan's Alley on the Nintendo? This is gonna be the same deal. The Zombies are gonna march up in straight lines, just so you can get a chance to aim, and you gotta aim, kids. There's only one place to hit one of these shambling meat suckers, or else they just keep coming.

Alright, get a move on, buckos! Move, move, move!

Re: Participatory Activity: Zombie Anatomy - Aim For The Head, Or Else You're Dead

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Maia smiles and grabs a 9mm off the table and a clip. Snaping it into place Maia chambers the round and slides the safety off. "Ready Sir." Maia's hand is steady on the gun and is very happy to have been keeping up with her aim at the firing range.

Afternoon Tea Break

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

*sighs, and rests his head in his hands*

I'm not sure what to think after that performance, kids. But, now, in honor of my friend Shaun, we will be breaking for afternoon tea. Mr. Enpeecee, please bring out the tea.

*Mr. Enpeecee does so*

Alright kids... one lump or two, huh? *laugh*

Re: Afternoon Tea Break

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Maia snatches a cookie and takes her tea black. Sipping it down Maia thinks about Aziraphale.

Instructional Film: Land of the Dead

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*A movie screen shimmers into existence*

Alright, you miserable trained apes without the training, pull up a tombstone again. We gots ourselves another instructional film. Afterwards, I want to get your reactions on the system of survival the people set up, and the sheer terror reactions of what happens when the zombies, if they could, and dear frakking hell I hope they never do, learn.

*starts the film*

Re: Instructional Film: Land of the Dead

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Maia sets back on her cross tombstone again to watch the film. When it ends she sits thinking for a moment. "That is total crap that the zombies 'got smarter' and while it is important that the people did create a citadel type complex to ensure their safty it was still crap that the zombies used logic."


((mun has no clue just read a review))

Final Activity: Required Measures - Once You are Bit, Your Life Ain't Worth $#it

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Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! Grab your guns from the firing range activity, you're gonna need them.

This is simply an excercise in nerves of steel. Step up, and you'll find out what we're doing. Just remember the lecture from before, AND remember this is just a simulation, folks. Thank you.

Who's first?

Re: Final Activity: Required Measures - Once You are Bit, Your Life Ain't Worth $#it

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Maia grabs the 9mm from earlier, loading another round she steps up. "Me sir"