ext_131565 ([identity profile] spyprincipal.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2005-11-12 09:07 am

Detention

Dean Bristow stands in an empty and unprogrammed Danger Shop. "Mr. Williams has yet to arrive, so I'll be your Detention person until such time as he does. Please sign in below."

Known detentions:
[livejournal.com profile] conathon
[livejournal.com profile] master_of_fear
[livejournal.com profile] maias_notebook
[livejournal.com profile] neptune_wallace
[livejournal.com profile] julian_lawless
[livejournal.com profile] studentwillow

Re: Participatory Activity: Improvised Weaponry - Cricket Bats, Chainsaws, and You

[identity profile] maias-notebook.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Maia stares down at the cheese grater in her hand and then looks at the Dean, she does this for a moment or two and shakes her head. "Yeah I'm going to just grate his face to death and then make pizza. Nice weapon choice sir." Maia steps over the line watching the zombie moving towards her. She breathes deeply and focuses on 'seeing' the zombie and how the hell a cheese grater is going to work to her advantage.

Re: Participatory Activity: Improvised Weaponry - Cricket Bats, Chainsaws, and You

[identity profile] maias-notebook.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Maia drops to one knee using her training from wrestling and the self defense classes Diana made her take, Maia rolls away from it, coming up behind him she kicks out her foot into the small of the zombies back at the same time bringing the sharp edge of the cheese grater down onto the back of the zombies head.

Re: Participatory Activity: Improvised Weaponry - Cricket Bats, Chainsaws, and You

[identity profile] maias-notebook.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Maia pulls the grater out of the zombies shoulder cussing and back up from it preparing for another run at it. ok techincally this thing can't kill me. That would be illegal. Diana didn't send me to school to be killed. Maia takes a deep breath gathering her strength again, putting her head down and her shoulder into it, Maia uses all her strenth to hit the zombie like a linebacker would.

Re: Participatory Activity: Improvised Weaponry - Cricket Bats, Chainsaws, and You

[identity profile] maias-notebook.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Maia screams struggling to back away, she feels its claws ripping open the flesh on her back. Maia can smell the blood and feel the heat of it. "HELP ME!" She screams looking at Dean Bristow.

Re: Participatory Activity: Improvised Weaponry - Cricket Bats, Chainsaws, and You

[identity profile] names-ash.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
*stumbles in, wearing a bathrobe, flip-flops, and holding a large cup of coffee in his metal hand*

Oh, hey, Deany-baby. Sorry about bein' late. *yawn*

I miss anything good?

Re: Participatory Activity: Improvised Weaponry - Cricket Bats, Chainsaws, and You

[identity profile] maias-notebook.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Maia glances up from her hard breathing against the wall "Hey Coach, you just missed me getting my ass kicked sir."

Re: Participatory Activity: Improvised Weaponry - Cricket Bats, Chainsaws, and You

[identity profile] maias-notebook.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Maia is shaking all over trying to keep from vomiting. She nods anger at herself for making that mistake. She walks over leaning against the wall, tempted to try again but the memory of her back being ripped open was to much. "Yes sir, thank you sir." Was all Maia could manage to say.

Re: Participatory Activity: Improvised Weaponry - Cricket Bats, Chainsaws, and You

[identity profile] names-ash.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
*takes a big chug of coffee*

Whoa, kid. Looks like you didn't do so well. *cackle*

I'll take over from here, Mista-Bristow sir!

*hops over and stands in front of Maia*

Now, really, when all you've got to fight with is a cheese grater? It's time to adopt a new battleplan, that of "run away and find something bigger" Now, I know this is a simulated excercise, but best to know exactly what the best plan is for actual experiences, you dig?

Re: Participatory Activity: Improvised Weaponry - Cricket Bats, Chainsaws, and You

[identity profile] maias-notebook.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Maia nods "I do sir, my weapon of choice would have been a baseball bat. Damn good to see you sir, I missed not having practice yesterday." Maia reaches out to shake her coaches hand.

Re: Participatory Activity: Improvised Weaponry - Cricket Bats, Chainsaws, and You

[identity profile] names-ash.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey there, detentionee. *looks at the extended hand and raises an eyebrow*

We'll see if you can re-earn my respect by the end of detention, alright? I don't like hearing about my kids getting themselves detention. But you'll have plenty of opportunities to do so today. Don't feel bad about this, kid. Just a little tough love, thass all. *nod*

Re: Participatory Activity: Improvised Weaponry - Cricket Bats, Chainsaws, and You

[identity profile] maias-notebook.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Maia took her hand back nodding slowly. The worst part about detention was knowing her coach was disappointed in her. "I will try sir. Thank you." Maia said her jaw set firmly.