ext_131565 ([identity profile] spyprincipal.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2005-11-12 09:07 am

Detention

Dean Bristow stands in an empty and unprogrammed Danger Shop. "Mr. Williams has yet to arrive, so I'll be your Detention person until such time as he does. Please sign in below."

Known detentions:
[livejournal.com profile] conathon
[livejournal.com profile] master_of_fear
[livejournal.com profile] maias_notebook
[livejournal.com profile] neptune_wallace
[livejournal.com profile] julian_lawless
[livejournal.com profile] studentwillow

Re: Participatory Activity: Improvised Weaponry - Cricket Bats, Chainsaws, and You

[identity profile] master-of-fear.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Jonathan cheerily steps up to fight the simulated zombies. If one notices these things, they'd notice he's still wearing the leather pants from last night's fashion show.

Re: Participatory Activity: Improvised Weaponry - Cricket Bats, Chainsaws, and You

[identity profile] names-ash.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright kid. *hands Jonathan a putter*

That's what you get. *the zombie appears 25 feet in front of him*

Have at it!

Re: Participatory Activity: Improvised Weaponry - Cricket Bats, Chainsaws, and You

[identity profile] master-of-fear.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
With a big smile on his face Jonathan raises the putter, waiting for the zombie to move a bit closer.

((if the zombie were running, and vomiting blood, it would be so very familiar))

Re: Participatory Activity: Improvised Weaponry - Cricket Bats, Chainsaws, and You

[identity profile] names-ash.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
*The sad, forlorn woman zombie shambles forward. Perhaps she doesn't want brains, maybe she wants to cuddle...*

Re: Participatory Activity: Improvised Weaponry - Cricket Bats, Chainsaws, and You

[identity profile] master-of-fear.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
As the zombie gets close enough for the putter's reach Jim Jonathan lifts it over his head and with a big grin brings it crashing down onto her head.

Re: Participatory Activity: Improvised Weaponry - Cricket Bats, Chainsaws, and You

[identity profile] names-ash.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
*The zombie folds like a house of cards as she is thoroughly brained by the putter*

*Ash laughs*

And see, that is why a hobby such as golf will save your life, as opposed to cheese grating.