Ethics [Tuesday, December 13, 2011]

[sith_happened]

Oh, silly ethics students. You didn't think Anakin would let you get away without an exam, did you? You've had two days to recover from the potential collapse of the multiverse: that's plenty of time.

"This wasn't an exam you could really study for anyway," he said as he passed the papers out. "There are no right or wrong answers--I just want you to answer honestly and explain your reasoning." He looked around the room. "You've all done extremely well this year and I'm proud of you. Enjoy your holidays."

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Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

[sith_happened]

"It hasn't really changed much," Anakin said. "We tossed an insane ex-principal in there when Zoe was on maternity leave. It's still really creepy. There are only a few people who ever seem anxious to go in there."

Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

[can_be_more]

"So naturally it's the only safe place in the middle of trouble. Sounds about right."

She was totally serious, too. It made complete sense to her.

Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

[sith_happened]

"I'm just worried that the next time trouble strikes everyone's going to leap for the Special Collections and end up lost."

Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

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"Is this still the same school where the students had to routinely be told not to be a hero during invasions?" Aeryn asked.

Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

[sith_happened]

"You haven't forgotten," Anakin said wryly. "Maybe one of them will get eaten like Gandalf as an example for the rest."

Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

[can_be_more]

That sounded unfamiliar. "Who?"

Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

[sith_happened]

"Teacher first semester," Anakin said. "I took his class. According to legend, he walked into Special Collections one afternoon and never came back out."

Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

[can_be_more]

"I never heard this," Aeryn realized. "Where was I?"

Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

[sith_happened]

"Not secretly dating a library aide," Anakin said with a laugh. "I spent a lot of time in the library."

Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

[can_be_more]

"Being hit with books, I'm sure."

Hitting the books, Aeryn. Hitting the books.

Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

[sith_happened]

There was a pause as Anakin worked that one through. "Only when I said something Rory didn't like."

Swing and a miss for the Jedi.

Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

[can_be_more]

There was a pause as Aeryn decided that made no sense in what she thought was context. But she was used to that. Again, married to John.

"I'm sure that never happened..."

Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

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"She was more of a coffee-tosser," Anakin said, smiling. "Which, weirdly enough, worked this invasion."

Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

[can_be_more]

"How?" Aeryn would likely not have liked this invasion, no.

Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

[sith_happened]

"We had some opponents--not the Nothing, but kind related to it somehow--who weren't used to being human. They could be overwhelmed by taste. The students were having too much fun throwing chocolates."

Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

[can_be_more]

"You defeated the enemy... with chocolate." She wished this wasn't over the phone so she could properly stare at him.

Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

[sith_happened]

"I used my lightsaber," Anakin said. "I think Jaina used alcohol."

Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

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"And this made... whatever happened happen? Beings that could be defeated with chocolate and alcohol?" Aeryn felt less badass now.

Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

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"I'm still not sure," Anakin said. "I get the impression they kind of...contracted out for the Nothing."

Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

[can_be_more]

"And the Nothing is what we saw?" she asked.

Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

[sith_happened]

"That's what the Empress we met called it," Anakin said. "I think it was originally from her world and spread."

Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

[can_be_more]

"Then that Empress fails," Aeryn decided, because things should be that simple. "She can keep her problems to herself."

Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

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"I would have mentioned that, but sadly, I was one of the cooler heads in our delegation to meet her," Anakin said. "Bel was with me."

Eww, cooties.

Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

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"So when is his funeral happening?" What, it was a logical question.

Re: Talk to Anakin [12/13]

[sith_happened]

Anakin snorted. "I let him off with a warning," he said. "Besides, I think all of the students were on my side about what a pain he was."

Or at least he liked to think so.