Madrox. School Board. Thinking. Insanity.

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Today there was no Danger Shop. ONLY ZUUL Only a bunch of craft supplies and a whole lot of socks.

Yes. Socks.

Additionally there was a small puppet stage in the front of the classroom and a smiling Jamie Madrox.

"Is there anything more noble than the theater?" Jamie asked as the students settled down. "Sure. Feeding the poor. Teaching men to fish. Pro wrestling. But does they truly capture the drama that is the theater? No. It doesn't Today we'll be taking our own approach to theater using my favorite medium... the humble sock puppet."

Jamie gestured to the pile of socks and craft supplies. "Today you'll be creating your own sock puppets and then performing your own short skit. While you all prepare your sock puppets, I shall perform my own show for you to learn from."

And with that being said, Jamie reached into his own pocket and pulled out a sock puppet and put it on his hand.

"Hello, old friend," Jamie said with a smile.

"You're an effing moron," the puppet replied. "Where's the brothel with the pigmentally challenged hookers?"

"I've missed you too," Jamie replied. "Let's get started shall we?"

Comments

Sign In!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Like you're enjoying a puppet show!

Re: Sign In!

[notmyownage]

Claudia Donovan

Lecture!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Where you can boggle at Jamie and his sock. Or just talk with your fellow students.

Re: Lecture!

[necroslacker]

Sam wasn't going to boggle but he was...yeah, he was gonna stare. Sometimes, he really wondered if Professor Madrox was actually an adult. On days like this, that was questionable.

Re: Lecture!

[momslilassassin]

Ben had a bad, bad feeling about this.

"I have a bad feeling about this."

See?

Re: Lecture!

[whitequeensfire.livejournal.com]

Sock. Puppets.

OK then.

Re: Lecture!

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

Squall rolled his eyes and put his head down on his desk.

Make a puppet!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

There's socks Galore! Go nuts!

Re: Make a puppet!

[walkswithcoyote]

Mercy was concerned with where this might be going, but she settled in to make her own sock puppet. If it had big ears and teeth and looked a bit like a wolf, well...

Re: Make a puppet!

[randomspanish.livejournal.com]

Freddie was totally making a sock-Carly and sock-Sam. Because that was what friends did. Or something.

Re: Make a puppet!

[wrongkindofsith]

Cara wasn't so much making a puppet as glaring at the show in progress.

Clearly Jamie's characterisation was spot on.

Re: Make a puppet!

[wwiii]

Warren was going to make his puppet. Make his puppet and ignore the show, to the best of his ability. Ignoring, see? He could do it. Like a champ.

Somewhere halfway through the show, he hazarded a glance up.

By the big musical number, a googly-eye had slid off the puppet's face and landed, glue-first, in his lap.

He was too busy gaping to notice.

Re: Make a puppet!

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

Seifer had set up the pack'n play, and let his droid baby play with a couple of bare socks while he worked on his creations.

It was kind of fun.

Re: Make a puppet!

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

Squall drew two eyes on a sock with permanent marker, glued some yarn on the top for hair, and considered himself done.

Whatever.

Re: Make a puppet!

[richieryan.livejournal.com]

Richie was not in any way making a sock puppet with a ponytail and a tiny sword. Except for how he totally was. Maybe he'd send it to Tessa. She'd be amused, at least. Mac would...not be. Oh well.

Puppet Theater!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Where you can perform in your own thread!

Puppet Theater! - Jamie

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"It was your typical day in Fandom," the Narrator began.

Suddenly a puppet wearing a long braid and a button that read "I <3 Ender Wiggin" ran across the stage with a gremlin puppet chasing behind him.

"Ben was about to be gremlin bit."

A female puppet wearing a sweater seemed to be just fine until a slacker looking puppet passed by. Then the female puppet started shouting things like "Natalie's a whore! Boobs! Arf!"

"Annie was dealing with her tourettes syndrome."

And then there were two puppets off on the side glaring at each other. One of them had flowy hair with a flowy cloak. The other one was just really good at glaring.

"And Anakin and Bel were once again dealing with their unresolved sexual tension."

"WE DO NOT HAVE UST!" the two puppets growled at Jamie.

"Suuuuure you don't," Jamie replied. "Yep. Just your average day in Fandom.... Or is it?"

That would be a cue for the zombie sock puppets to start coming in exclaiming "BRAAAAINS!"

[TBC]

Re: Puppet Theater! - Claudia

[notmyownage]

It wasn't as though Claudia relished attempting to follow up Jamie's rather epic puppet show. She just thought maybe her classmates could use a palette cleanser.

So she brought up her puppet, made from an inverted rubber mold and a sweater sleeve rather than socks, and had it sing.*

For an added bonus, she'd pasted a little name tag to the sweater that said "James McCrazyton".

[* Video description: a Sifl and Olly sock puppet sings "Seasons in the Sun"]

The TA!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Who I'm sure is totally into Sock Puppets.

Re: The TA!

[notmyownage]

Oh, absolutely. Just ask her about the original sock puppet, stored in the Dark Vault of the Warehouse.

Either way, she was managing to cobble something together.

JAMIE!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

And his sock are here for you

OOC:

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Oh. Socky. I've missed you.

Re: OOC:

[demonbelthazor]

Dying. DYYYYYYYYYYYYYING.

Re: OOC:

[dollpocalypse]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG. THIS IS THE BEST. ♥♥♥

Re: OOC:

[wwiii]

YOU ARE MY HERO.

OMG. OMG THIS IS SO WRONG. ILU.