ext_26716 ([identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-11-09 12:14 am
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Madrox. School Board. Thinking. Insanity.

Today there was no Danger Shop. ONLY ZUUL Only a bunch of craft supplies and a whole lot of socks.

Yes. Socks.

Additionally there was a small puppet stage in the front of the classroom and a smiling Jamie Madrox.

"Is there anything more noble than the theater?" Jamie asked as the students settled down. "Sure. Feeding the poor. Teaching men to fish. Pro wrestling. But does they truly capture the drama that is the theater? No. It doesn't Today we'll be taking our own approach to theater using my favorite medium... the humble sock puppet."

Jamie gestured to the pile of socks and craft supplies. "Today you'll be creating your own sock puppets and then performing your own short skit. While you all prepare your sock puppets, I shall perform my own show for you to learn from."

And with that being said, Jamie reached into his own pocket and pulled out a sock puppet and put it on his hand.

"Hello, old friend," Jamie said with a smile.

"You're an effing moron," the puppet replied. "Where's the brothel with the pigmentally challenged hookers?"

"I've missed you too," Jamie replied. "Let's get started shall we?"
wwiii: (Hay waaait)

Re: Make a puppet!

[personal profile] wwiii 2011-11-09 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Warren was going to make his puppet. Make his puppet and ignore the show, to the best of his ability. Ignoring, see? He could do it. Like a champ.

Somewhere halfway through the show, he hazarded a glance up.

By the big musical number, a googly-eye had slid off the puppet's face and landed, glue-first, in his lap.

He was too busy gaping to notice.