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Today there was no Danger Shop. ~~ONLY ZUUL~~ Only a bunch of craft supplies and a whole lot of socks.

Yes. Socks.

Additionally there was a small puppet stage in the front of the classroom and a smiling Jamie Madrox.

"Is there anything more noble than the theater?" Jamie asked as the students settled down. "Sure. Feeding the poor. Teaching men to fish. Pro wrestling. But does they truly capture the drama that is the theater? No. It doesn't Today we'll be taking our own approach to theater using my favorite medium... the humble sock puppet."

Jamie gestured to the pile of socks and craft supplies. "Today you'll be creating your own sock puppets and then performing your own short skit. While you all prepare your sock puppets, I shall perform my own show for you to learn from."

And with that being said, Jamie reached into his own pocket and pulled out a sock puppet and put it on his hand.

"Hello, old friend," Jamie said with a smile.

"You're an effing moron," the puppet replied. "Where's the brothel with the pigmentally challenged hookers?"

"I've missed you too," Jamie replied. "Let's get started shall we?"

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Like you're enjoying a puppet show!

Where you can boggle at Jamie and his sock. Or just talk with your fellow students.

There's socks Galore! Go nuts!

Where you can perform in your own thread!

"It was your typical day in Fandom," the Narrator began.

Suddenly a puppet wearing a long braid and a button that read "I <3 Ender Wiggin" ran across the stage with a gremlin puppet chasing behind him.

"Ben was about to be gremlin bit."

A female puppet wearing a sweater seemed to be just fine until a slacker looking puppet passed by. Then the female puppet started shouting things like "Natalie's a whore! Boobs! Arf!"

"Annie was dealing with her tourettes syndrome."

And then there were two puppets off on the side glaring at each other. One of them had flowy hair with a flowy cloak. The other one was just really good at glaring.

"And Anakin and Bel were once again dealing with their unresolved sexual tension."

"WE DO NOT HAVE UST!" the two puppets growled at Jamie.

"Suuuuure you don't," Jamie replied. "Yep. Just your average day in Fandom.... Or is it?"

That would be a cue for the zombie sock puppets to start coming in exclaiming "BRAAAAINS!"

[TBC]

Who I'm sure is totally into Sock Puppets.

And his sock are here for you

Oh. Socky. I've missed you.

Claudia Donovan

Oh, absolutely. Just ask her about the original sock puppet, stored in the Dark Vault of the Warehouse.

Either way, she was managing to cobble something together.

James of Krondor

Seifer Almasy

Sam LaCroix

Sam wasn't going to boggle but he was...yeah, he was gonna stare. Sometimes, he really wondered if Professor Madrox was actually an adult. On days like this, that was questionable.

Shane Gooseman

Cara

Mercy Thompson

Mercy was concerned with where this might be going, but she settled in to make her own sock puppet. If it had big ears and teeth and looked a bit like a wolf, well...

Freddie Benson

Freddie was totally making a sock-Carly and sock-Sam. Because that was what friends did. Or something.

Ben Skywalker

Ben had a bad, bad feeling about this.

"I have a bad feeling about this."

See?

Suddenly the Anakin!Puppet pulled out a ~~lightsaber~~ glowstick and cut down all the zombie puppets. His puppet cloak flapped dramtically the entire time.

The Bel puppet snorted. "You call that a massacre?"

"I just saved the school!" the Anakin puppet snarled back. "Like you could do any better?"

"Admit it," Bel growled back. "You find me attractive!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Anakin yelled back.

And just then the puppet with the braid and the "I <3 Ender Wiggin" button ran by again screaming. Still being chased by gremlin puppet.

The gremline puppet then bit both the Bel and Anakin puppet before continuing it's chase.

Music swelled and the Bel and Anankin puppet began to look at each other with expressions of love and fulfillment.

And began to sing "Some enchanted evening."

Just then a puppet with nerdy hair and a coffee cup walked in. "What's wrong with Professor Anakin and that other guy?" Dave the puppet asked.

"ZUUL!" Annie puppet replied in her tourette fashion. "Gremlin bite. It's so sad. WHORE!"

"Some enchanted evening..." Bel the puppet crooned, "You may see a strangeeeeeeeer across a crowded room!"

"Are you feeling okay?" Dave the puppet asked Annie as he drank another cup of coffee.

"Tourettes," Annie the puppet replied. "XANADU!"

"Ah!" Dave said and poured himself another cup of coffee.

Just then a sock in blonde hair and wearing leather wandered in and stared at Bel and Anakin.

"They're gremlin bit," Dave the puppet explained.

Cara the puppet turned and glared at Dave because really she hadn't asked what he was thinking.

"I'm just going to drink my coffee," Dave the puppet said quickly and he went back to drinking.

"BAGUETTES!" Annie the shouted in her tourette-y fashion.

Angelica Jones

Sock. Puppets.

OK then.

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