Madrox. School Board. Thinking. Insanity.

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Today there was no Danger Shop. ONLY ZUUL Only a bunch of craft supplies and a whole lot of socks.

Yes. Socks.

Additionally there was a small puppet stage in the front of the classroom and a smiling Jamie Madrox.

"Is there anything more noble than the theater?" Jamie asked as the students settled down. "Sure. Feeding the poor. Teaching men to fish. Pro wrestling. But does they truly capture the drama that is the theater? No. It doesn't Today we'll be taking our own approach to theater using my favorite medium... the humble sock puppet."

Jamie gestured to the pile of socks and craft supplies. "Today you'll be creating your own sock puppets and then performing your own short skit. While you all prepare your sock puppets, I shall perform my own show for you to learn from."

And with that being said, Jamie reached into his own pocket and pulled out a sock puppet and put it on his hand.

"Hello, old friend," Jamie said with a smile.

"You're an effing moron," the puppet replied. "Where's the brothel with the pigmentally challenged hookers?"

"I've missed you too," Jamie replied. "Let's get started shall we?"

Comments

Re: Puppet Theater! - Jamie

[momslilassassin]

"At least we haven't licked a doorknob in a while?"

How did that become a measure of normal?

Re: Puppet Theater! - Jamie

[wwiii]

"Yeah, but my lollipop last class actually did taste like bacon," Warren sighed.

All it took was a semester doing assignments for Jamie Madrox, and a person could become desensitized to anything.

Re: Puppet Theater! - Jamie

[momslilassassin]

"Mine tasted like a pepper," Ben complained.

Re: Puppet Theater! - Jamie

[wwiii]

"Who makes candy that tastes like that, anyhow?"

Pepper! Bacon! That was not candy food!

Re: Puppet Theater! - Jamie

[momslilassassin]

"Sadists?" Ben offered.

Re: Puppet Theater! - Jamie

[wwiii]

"Sadists," Warren agreed. "Ones that were probably disgruntled former students of Jamie Madrox."

Re: Puppet Theater! - Jamie

[momslilassassin]

"Seems about right," Ben agreed, glaring over at the puppet stage.

Re: Puppet Theater! - Jamie

[wwiii]

"I think about the only thing that redeemed any of it is that, since he lit them all on fire, there can't be an encore performance."

That was an upside, right?

Re: Puppet Theater! - Jamie

[momslilassassin]

Ben grinned. "That is an excellent point."