Talking is a Free Action [Thursday, August 11, 2011]

[capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com]

"Greetings, me hearties!" Jack crowed from the front of the--admittedly kind of strange--room. "Ye might have heard on the radio that will be up after I finish writing it that Deadpool has turned into a dingo, so he can hardly be teaching class, savvy? And since people admire initiative, I decided t' try it out and see if there was a reason to admire it."

He paused. "So far it seems like a great deal o' work. Pressing on! As ye might have noticed, being astute sorts, we find ourselves in a blacksmith's smithy. This is an excellent place t' get into a fight."

He really seemed to believe that, too. "Throughout the room, I've left helpful notes fer where bits o' wittiness will be appropriate t' spout against the eunuch who will come out t' fight you."

He meant that with love, Will. Really.

"Grab a hidin' place and a pair o' handcuffs--no use in makin' this too easy, and get ready t' banter wittily!"

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Break Your Handcuffs!

[capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com]

You are in a smithy, after all. Break the chains. If you frighten the donkey working the pumps (not Will), well, these things happen.

Banter, banter, banter!

Re: Break Your Handcuffs!

[tripledmyself.livejournal.com]

"Look mate, if you get me outta these fucking cuffs, I promise, I'll find an easy girl to wet your wick as soon as I'm safe," Nathan said, holding his hands out hopefully.

"Come on, I know you haven't had that pump primed in awhile and I can help!" Would that get the guy working the pumps to help? He looked interested and after throwing a glance at William, the bloke finally cut him loose.

Thank fuck.

Re: Break Your Handcuffs!

[bigshoestofill.livejournal.com]

Bart looked around at everyone trying to get out of their handcuffs, turned his back to the room, vibrated his arms so that they phased through the cuffs and let them fall to the ground. He turned around and raised his arms as if he had just dismounted from the high beam and looked awful smug.

"Oh, I'm supposed to say something witty... hmm... Right! Your silly handcuffs are no match for me, got anything better?" Bart beamed with a silly pride.

Re: Break Your Handcuffs!

[exactlyaverage.livejournal.com]

Okay. Ponytail guy is coming after Jack with a sword. Just great.

"C'mon!" Jack said as he dodged a swipe of the blacksmith's sword. "That's sharp! Isn't there some horse you need to shod?"

Apparently not because that led to another swipe at Jack. Jack dodged leading the sword to hit a certain donkey on the rump. And because Jack was still hungover he fell over the donkey which started going around in a circle. The swaying Jack was experiencing on his donkey? Not good with a queasy stomach.

"Oh. God. Stop moving. Please."

Oh look! Another sword swipe being aimed at Jack.

"WHOA!"

Jack shout immediately caused the donkey to stop propelling Jack forward and off the donkey. Amazingly his handcuffs got hooked onto a rather large hook which left Jack suspended in mid-air.

"This is not good!"

Luckily for Jack his handcuffs were rather inferior so after a few moments of hanging on them, the links broke on their own accord. Sending Jack to the ground. Hard.

"I'm never drinking tequila again."

Re: Break Your Handcuffs!

[wrongkindofsith]

Cara knew her way around handcuffs. Even one handed it only took a few solid hits to break the pins on the hinges and pull them off.

Will was still passed out on the floor. Poor Will.

Re: Break Your Handcuffs!

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

Dave had no idea how to break handcuffs, even in a smithy. Especially when an angry man with a sword was chasing him.

So he ran to the donkey and tried to climb onto it with little success. "Can't you bend down to help me out or something?" he asked. "You're being an ass." How was that for banter?

Apparently not very good because he turned around just in time to see a sword coming at him. "I didn't mean you!" Dave yelled as he ducked and rolled under the donkey.

Getting stabbed in the ass got the donkey to start moving, and it just happened to step on the somewhat shoddy chain. Lucky that.