Talking is a Free Action [Thursday, August 11, 2011]

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"Greetings, me hearties!" Jack crowed from the front of the--admittedly kind of strange--room. "Ye might have heard on the radio that will be up after I finish writing it that Deadpool has turned into a dingo, so he can hardly be teaching class, savvy? And since people admire initiative, I decided t' try it out and see if there was a reason to admire it."

He paused. "So far it seems like a great deal o' work. Pressing on! As ye might have noticed, being astute sorts, we find ourselves in a blacksmith's smithy. This is an excellent place t' get into a fight."

He really seemed to believe that, too. "Throughout the room, I've left helpful notes fer where bits o' wittiness will be appropriate t' spout against the eunuch who will come out t' fight you."

He meant that with love, Will. Really.

"Grab a hidin' place and a pair o' handcuffs--no use in makin' this too easy, and get ready t' banter wittily!"

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Re: Break Your Handcuffs!

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"Look mate, if you get me outta these fucking cuffs, I promise, I'll find an easy girl to wet your wick as soon as I'm safe," Nathan said, holding his hands out hopefully.

"Come on, I know you haven't had that pump primed in awhile and I can help!" Would that get the guy working the pumps to help? He looked interested and after throwing a glance at William, the bloke finally cut him loose.

Thank fuck.