Talking is a Free Action [Thursday, August 11, 2011]

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"Greetings, me hearties!" Jack crowed from the front of the--admittedly kind of strange--room. "Ye might have heard on the radio that will be up after I finish writing it that Deadpool has turned into a dingo, so he can hardly be teaching class, savvy? And since people admire initiative, I decided t' try it out and see if there was a reason to admire it."

He paused. "So far it seems like a great deal o' work. Pressing on! As ye might have noticed, being astute sorts, we find ourselves in a blacksmith's smithy. This is an excellent place t' get into a fight."

He really seemed to believe that, too. "Throughout the room, I've left helpful notes fer where bits o' wittiness will be appropriate t' spout against the eunuch who will come out t' fight you."

He meant that with love, Will. Really.

"Grab a hidin' place and a pair o' handcuffs--no use in makin' this too easy, and get ready t' banter wittily!"

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Re: Break Your Handcuffs!

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Dave had no idea how to break handcuffs, even in a smithy. Especially when an angry man with a sword was chasing him.

So he ran to the donkey and tried to climb onto it with little success. "Can't you bend down to help me out or something?" he asked. "You're being an ass." How was that for banter?

Apparently not very good because he turned around just in time to see a sword coming at him. "I didn't mean you!" Dave yelled as he ducked and rolled under the donkey.

Getting stabbed in the ass got the donkey to start moving, and it just happened to step on the somewhat shoddy chain. Lucky that.