Talking is a Free Action [Thursday, August 11, 2011]

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"Greetings, me hearties!" Jack crowed from the front of the--admittedly kind of strange--room. "Ye might have heard on the radio that will be up after I finish writing it that Deadpool has turned into a dingo, so he can hardly be teaching class, savvy? And since people admire initiative, I decided t' try it out and see if there was a reason to admire it."

He paused. "So far it seems like a great deal o' work. Pressing on! As ye might have noticed, being astute sorts, we find ourselves in a blacksmith's smithy. This is an excellent place t' get into a fight."

He really seemed to believe that, too. "Throughout the room, I've left helpful notes fer where bits o' wittiness will be appropriate t' spout against the eunuch who will come out t' fight you."

He meant that with love, Will. Really.

"Grab a hidin' place and a pair o' handcuffs--no use in makin' this too easy, and get ready t' banter wittily!"

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Re: Break Your Handcuffs!

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Bart looked around at everyone trying to get out of their handcuffs, turned his back to the room, vibrated his arms so that they phased through the cuffs and let them fall to the ground. He turned around and raised his arms as if he had just dismounted from the high beam and looked awful smug.

"Oh, I'm supposed to say something witty... hmm... Right! Your silly handcuffs are no match for me, got anything better?" Bart beamed with a silly pride.