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Fandom High Graduation Ceremony, Class of 2011, Saturday Early Evening PART 2!
Once all the graduates had returned to their seats, with their diplomas, Zoe turned to address the audience.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present --- ee da tuo da bien!”
No one should translate that. Just know that it wasn’t Chinese for ‘funky looking red and green spacecraft twice the size of the school that just zoomed in to hover above the lawn.’
A beam of eerie green light shining down from it, straight onto the stage, and from that pool of light stepped... no, surged, a horde of men in hairy, horny helmets, waving battle axes and growling in ...something Nordic? Eric could tell you, if he could make it to the stage, but unfortunately ? Not so much.
Those other beams of light that shot from the ship took care of that issue. Both the audience bleachers and the area of the stage roped off for the faculty were enclosed by shimmering fields of energy that let air and light through, but were frustratingly solid to the touch.
Sadly for the graduates, there was no annoying force-field separating them from the hairy-hatted men -- who were headed straight for the Fandom High Class of 2011.

[Open for your umlaut-ridden pleasure! Audience | Grads: Fight! | Grads: Hide! | Aftermath | OOC]
“Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present --- ee da tuo da bien!”
No one should translate that. Just know that it wasn’t Chinese for ‘funky looking red and green spacecraft twice the size of the school that just zoomed in to hover above the lawn.’
A beam of eerie green light shining down from it, straight onto the stage, and from that pool of light stepped... no, surged, a horde of men in hairy, horny helmets, waving battle axes and growling in ...something Nordic? Eric could tell you, if he could make it to the stage, but unfortunately ? Not so much.
Those other beams of light that shot from the ship took care of that issue. Both the audience bleachers and the area of the stage roped off for the faculty were enclosed by shimmering fields of energy that let air and light through, but were frustratingly solid to the touch.
Sadly for the graduates, there was no annoying force-field separating them from the hairy-hatted men -- who were headed straight for the Fandom High Class of 2011.

[Open for your umlaut-ridden pleasure! Audience | Grads: Fight! | Grads: Hide! | Aftermath | OOC]

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We also kind of had a high, staticky whine coming from the spacecraft overhead. A long, green tentacle poked out from one of the pulsating red windowy things. It slithered down to the bound-up Vikings and … formed a big pair of purple lips at the tip.
The language coming from it might have been alien, but the message of the yelling was clear, as was the final SMACK! across the red-bearded face of the nearest horny hat wearer: get out, stay out, good freaking riddance!
With that, the tentacle was sucked back into the ship, and so were the beams that had been holding the audience and faculty. (And Apu, and three mystified teal deer, and the entire Cafe Fina kitchen staff, because, um, Vikings? Good at fighting, not so good at operating high-tech alien equipment.) The ship rose quickly into the sky again, and zoomed off, up, and away.
The horny-hatted dude just groaned and passed out again.
As the Clone Troopers arrived to haul the invaders away for incarceration, de-lousing, and possible interrogation once anybody figured out what the hell language they spoke, the graduates, family, and friends were finally free to make their way across the mess of knocked-over chairs and scattered programmes, to congratulate, hug, freak out at, and
otherwise meet up with each other again.
[React, meet up, have hot but comm-safe post-battle makeouts... the possibilities are endless!]
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She still had her diploma, miraculously. That was something. And right now, she just needed her boyfriend, her brother (her brothers?), and her friends. And lots and lots of congratulatory hugs.
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He guessed that was a good start.
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Jonothon really needed to find a tidier way to remove his wrappings than the ripping them off that he usually went with.
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"Are you all right?" she said. Stupid space vikings were not allowed to stab at her friends.
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"That. Was. Awesome."
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"You're nuts."
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But she had her diploma. And because of that, she was still smiling pretty widely.
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"That was very..." he began, and realized he had no words for it. "Congratulations!"
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Someone had neglected to tell him about some of the more dangerous aspects of her school.
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Her wand had gone back into her boot and she had a bat in one hand, her diploma in the other. She'd managed to keep it safe during the fighting. Alex hoped her family wasn't too taken aback by what had just happened. She really wasn't in the mood to come up with a good explanation.
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God, graduating was not supposed to be this hard.
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That in itself was a pretty huge feeling of accomplishment, and Tahiri was beaming.
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"I think I just figured out a way to make guns work in Faerie."
Then she was stunned into incoherency by her foster parents' abandoning all pretense of decorum, and embracing her.