Law and Order: Interdimensional Edition

[famous-gut.livejournal.com]

When the students entered the Danger Room they might have wondered which everything was looking like a black light lit paradise.

Or why there are day-glo colored badgers running around.

The first answer would be that the classroom was situated in a laser tag course. The second answer is that Gibbs can't program the danger room well without screwing at least one thing up. So therefor: badgers.

"While on the job you'll be lucky if you never have to fire a weapon," Gibbs began to lecture. "If you're even luckier no one will fire a weapon at you. However the odds of that happening as a law enforcement officer is pretty slim. So for today's exercise your goal is to stay alive on this course. Each of you will pick up one of those toy guns and harnesses as well as a copy of the rules. Work with a team, partner or alone if you want. Last one standing gets this... slightl used... computer thing here."

Actually the Wii console belonged to a certain Dean of Students who lived in the same house as Gibbs. Said console was taken so that Gibbs wouldn't walk in on a game of tennis where people weren't wearing pants.

"Any questions? Any suggestions from my fellow teachers?"

When the questions and suggestions were over Gibbs blew a whistle. "Let's go!"

Comments

Sign-In

[famous-gut.livejournal.com]

As if you are boggling at badgers

Re: Sign-In

[exspeedydotcom]

Roy Harper

Re: Sign-In

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah Lance

Lecture

[famous-gut.livejournal.com]

Ask questions. Chat with fellow students. Etc.

Re: Lecture

[exspeedydotcom]

Okay, the surroundings were a little...well. Roy was trying not to look real hard (he was pretty sure he wasn't high, but the badgers were...yeah) and focus on the part where they were going to play laser tag. He was so happy, but trying to keep his poker face on to avoid becoming everyone's first target.

Re: Lecture

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Badger. Badger? Okay, at least it wasn't a beaver. Then she'd have to wonder where Geoffrey was.

Re: Lecture

[exspeedydotcom]

Roy sidled over to Dinah and said in a low voice, "Okay, this is really embarrassing..." and then trailed off before trying again. "I don't remember taking anything, but..." One more time? "Please tell me I'm not hallucinating," he said in a rush.

Re: Lecture

[solo_sword]

Jaina was having a bad week that kept getting worse with every day. You would not believe how glad she was to be able to safely shoot things.

Re: Lecture

[death-of-hope.livejournal.com]

Anemone was practically twitching. She just had to get through this class, and then she could run for her shuttle to go home for the weekend. This was the horrible part of having a Friday class, when all your other responsibilities were on Tuesday; the sheer wait.

But once she realized she got to shoot things, Anemone perked up considerably. This almost made needing to be in class today worth it.

Re: Lecture

[heromaniac]

Momoko raised a hand. "Powers?"

She gave Professor Gibbs her bestest, bestest ever puppy eyes.

Re: Lecture

[famous-gut.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately for Momoko, Gibbs was a marine. And they don't give in to puppy dog eyes.

"No."

LASER TAG!

[famous-gut.livejournal.com]

"One more thing!" Gibbs called out as everyone began to spread out. "Your teachers if they so wish are armed as well."

Re: LASER TAG!

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah blinked at that announcement, and muttered, "Oh, no pressure," before priming her laser gun.

Re: LASER TAG!

[likethestore.livejournal.com]

"They're going to torture us, aren't they?" K-Mart asked, looking doubtful...

... though that might've just been because of the badger waddling across the path in front of them.

Re: LASER TAG!

[exspeedydotcom]

Roy gleed internally as he primed his gun and started looking for targets.

Re: LASER TAG!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

The Dean of Awesome Students, clad in his personal supply of hi-tech laser tag equipment, leaped out of the shadows, firing his fake gun with deadly force!

Okay, laser force that would totally call your mom if you were mean to him.

Re: LASER TAG!

[heromaniac]

"Oh no." Some one gave that man-bunny-thing a GUN?! Oh, wait, it was lasertag. "Heh heh heh."

Momoko prepped her gear and set off, cackling softly.

TA's

[famous-gut.livejournal.com]

Who better have brought their "A" game today. Along with the coffee and doughnuts.

Re: TA's

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

The coffee was there! Hot and ready to wake up anyone who was going to be strapping on a laser gun.

Re: TA's

[provostsdog.livejournal.com]

Beka was fumbling with the gun. Twas a little strange, but the main principal wasn't too much unlike a crossbow. And she'd brought doughnuts along with some muffins.

Teachers!

[famous-gut.livejournal.com]

Who might have some fun shooting students!

Re: Teachers!

[survivesplague.livejournal.com]

You better believe Kyle was ready to shoot some students. They could consider it a learning experience.

The lesson? DON'T LET KYLE KATARN SHOOT YOU WITH LASERS.

Re: Teachers!

[eager-platypus.livejournal.com]

Ziva would never hurt any of the students. Really.

Luckily, laser tag didn't hurt, so she was fully prepared to shoot all of them.

Re: Teachers!

[maxnotsam.livejournal.com]

Max was, in fact, NOT shooting at the students. He wanted to, and he'd pulled out his Luger in order to join in the fun, but the Danger Shop wasn't about to let that happen. It had safeguards designed to prevent people from getting hurt.

Which is why there was a very large, very purple badger that had tackled him to the ground and was currently sitting on his head so that he couldn't move.

"I OBJECT!!!"

OOC:

[famous-gut.livejournal.com]

Feel free to mod barriers and what not. If you get hit eight times you are out of the game.

And you might want to watch out for a certain Dean of Students...