http://famous-gut.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2010-02-11 11:46 pm
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Law and Order: Interdimensional Edition

When the students entered the Danger Room they might have wondered which everything was looking like a black light lit paradise.

Or why there are day-glo colored badgers running around.

The first answer would be that the classroom was situated in a laser tag course. The second answer is that Gibbs can't program the danger room well without screwing at least one thing up. So therefor: badgers.

"While on the job you'll be lucky if you never have to fire a weapon," Gibbs began to lecture. "If you're even luckier no one will fire a weapon at you. However the odds of that happening as a law enforcement officer is pretty slim. So for today's exercise your goal is to stay alive on this course. Each of you will pick up one of those toy guns and harnesses as well as a copy of the rules. Work with a team, partner or alone if you want. Last one standing gets this... slightl used... computer thing here."

Actually the Wii console belonged to a certain Dean of Students who lived in the same house as Gibbs. Said console was taken so that Gibbs wouldn't walk in on a game of tennis where people weren't wearing pants.

"Any questions? Any suggestions from my fellow teachers?"

When the questions and suggestions were over Gibbs blew a whistle. "Let's go!"

Re: Teachers!

[identity profile] survivesplague.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
You better believe Kyle was ready to shoot some students. They could consider it a learning experience.

The lesson? DON'T LET KYLE KATARN SHOOT YOU WITH LASERS.
exspeedydotcom: (how is that even possible?)

Re: Sign-In

[personal profile] exspeedydotcom 2010-02-12 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Roy Harper
exspeedydotcom: (eyes light up)

Re: Lecture

[personal profile] exspeedydotcom 2010-02-12 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, the surroundings were a little...well. Roy was trying not to look real hard (he was pretty sure he wasn't high, but the badgers were...yeah) and focus on the part where they were going to play laser tag. He was so happy, but trying to keep his poker face on to avoid becoming everyone's first target.

Re: Sign-In

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Dinah Lance

Re: TA's

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
The coffee was there! Hot and ready to wake up anyone who was going to be strapping on a laser gun.

Re: Lecture

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Badger. Badger? Okay, at least it wasn't a beaver. Then she'd have to wonder where Geoffrey was.
exspeedydotcom: (eyebrows are doubtful)

Re: Lecture

[personal profile] exspeedydotcom 2010-02-12 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Roy sidled over to Dinah and said in a low voice, "Okay, this is really embarrassing..." and then trailed off before trying again. "I don't remember taking anything, but..." One more time? "Please tell me I'm not hallucinating," he said in a rush.

Re: Lecture

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Dinah blinked at him, and then her eyes widened. Yeah, that was a reasonable question, under the circumstances. "Oh! No! Not a hallucination. Totally not. It's a glitch in the system."
exspeedydotcom: (and I exhale)

Re: Lecture

[personal profile] exspeedydotcom 2010-02-12 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
That was such a relief. "Oh thank God." Then, to double check, "Okay, so you actually see that?" He pointed at one of the badgers. "And it's actually green?"

Re: Lecture

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes, and yes, and just be glad it's not an attack bunny," Dinah said, keeping her voice down. "Mr. Gibbs must've tried to program the room, and he's only a little better at it than Merlin and Tony and Karla."

Re: LASER TAG!

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Dinah blinked at that announcement, and muttered, "Oh, no pressure," before priming her laser gun.
exspeedydotcom: (thinking about it)

Re: Lecture

[personal profile] exspeedydotcom 2010-02-12 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Roy thought about that, because it was better than thinking about how this was kind of like the one time he'd done acid. "Well, Merlin's from like the middle ages or whatever and Karla practically doesn't speak the same language," yes, he'd only met her once, but it had made an impression, "so I guess that makes sense." He wondered what Tony's excuse was. "Attack...bunny? Did I miss something?"

Re: Lecture

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Tony learned magic from a tripped-out tricked-out laptop, so his relationship with software was... special.

"Magic Reserves has been practicing getting ready for invasions in the Danger Shop, the last couple weeks. So we can use our powers on stuff that won't get hurt. I don't think it was supposed to be a bunny." Dinah grinned suddenly. "Any more than the dinosaurs the week before were meant to be Jell-O."
exspeedydotcom: (say what now?)

Re: Lecture

[personal profile] exspeedydotcom 2010-02-12 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
The part about 'magic reserves' got lost in, "Jell-O dinosaurs." He wished they'd let these people program the Teen Titans' sims sometimes. Dick always made them so serious.
exspeedydotcom: (happy Roy is happy)

Re: LASER TAG!

[personal profile] exspeedydotcom 2010-02-12 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Roy gleed internally as he primed his gun and started looking for targets.

Re: Lecture

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
"With porn stars to rescue!" Which Dinah hadn't been able to giggle about to anyone who hadn't been there, so she kind of had to now. "Merlin swears that one wasn't his fault."
exspeedydotcom: (chuckle)

Re: Lecture

[personal profile] exspeedydotcom 2010-02-12 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Ohhh, man," Roy said. Then he had to ask, "How did you know they were porn stars?"

Re: Lecture

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Dinah turned red, but managed, "They offered, um. Gratitude? While wearing thongs." She rubbed her face, embarrassed, but still finding the memory funny. "Plus there was some gratuitous slow-motion running."
solo_sword: (what?)

Re: Sign-In

[personal profile] solo_sword 2010-02-12 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Jaina Solo

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