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Law and Order: Interdimensional Edition
When the students entered the Danger Room they might have wondered which everything was looking like a black light lit paradise.
Or why there are day-glo colored badgers running around.
The first answer would be that the classroom was situated in a laser tag course. The second answer is that Gibbs can't program the danger room well without screwing at least one thing up. So therefor: badgers.
"While on the job you'll be lucky if you never have to fire a weapon," Gibbs began to lecture. "If you're even luckier no one will fire a weapon at you. However the odds of that happening as a law enforcement officer is pretty slim. So for today's exercise your goal is to stay alive on this course. Each of you will pick up one of those toy guns and harnesses as well as a copy of the rules. Work with a team, partner or alone if you want. Last one standing gets this... slightl used... computer thing here."
Actually the Wii console belonged to a certain Dean of Students who lived in the same house as Gibbs. Said console was taken so that Gibbs wouldn't walk in on a game of tennis where people weren't wearing pants.
"Any questions? Any suggestions from my fellow teachers?"
When the questions and suggestions were over Gibbs blew a whistle. "Let's go!"
Or why there are day-glo colored badgers running around.
The first answer would be that the classroom was situated in a laser tag course. The second answer is that Gibbs can't program the danger room well without screwing at least one thing up. So therefor: badgers.
"While on the job you'll be lucky if you never have to fire a weapon," Gibbs began to lecture. "If you're even luckier no one will fire a weapon at you. However the odds of that happening as a law enforcement officer is pretty slim. So for today's exercise your goal is to stay alive on this course. Each of you will pick up one of those toy guns and harnesses as well as a copy of the rules. Work with a team, partner or alone if you want. Last one standing gets this... slightl used... computer thing here."
Actually the Wii console belonged to a certain Dean of Students who lived in the same house as Gibbs. Said console was taken so that Gibbs wouldn't walk in on a game of tennis where people weren't wearing pants.
"Any questions? Any suggestions from my fellow teachers?"
When the questions and suggestions were over Gibbs blew a whistle. "Let's go!"
Teachers!
Re: Teachers!
The lesson? DON'T LET KYLE KATARN SHOOT YOU WITH LASERS.
Re: Teachers!
Luckily, laser tag didn't hurt, so she was fully prepared to shoot all of them.
Re: Teachers!
Which is why there was a very large, very purple badger that had tackled him to the ground and was currently sitting on his head so that he couldn't move.
"I OBJECT!!!"
Re: Teachers!
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She hesitated, though, at the sight of Max pinned by the badger; was it really fair to shoot a man-rabbit-thing while he was down?