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When the students entered the Danger Room they might have wondered which everything was looking like a black light lit paradise.

Or why there are day-glo colored badgers running around.

The first answer would be that the classroom was situated in a laser tag course. The second answer is that Gibbs can't program the danger room well without screwing at least one thing up. So therefor: badgers.

"While on the job you'll be lucky if you never have to fire a weapon," Gibbs began to lecture. "If you're even luckier no one will fire a weapon at you. However the odds of that happening as a law enforcement officer is pretty slim. So for today's exercise your goal is to stay alive on this course. Each of you will pick up one of those toy guns and harnesses as well as a copy of the rules. Work with a team, partner or alone if you want. Last one standing gets this... slightl used... computer thing here."

Actually the Wii console belonged to a certain Dean of Students who lived in the same house as Gibbs. Said console was taken so that Gibbs wouldn't walk in on a game of tennis where people weren't wearing pants.

"Any questions? Any suggestions from my fellow teachers?"

When the questions and suggestions were over Gibbs blew a whistle. "Let's go!"

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That was such a relief. "Oh thank God." Then, to double check, "Okay, so you actually see that?" He pointed at one of the badgers. "And it's actually green?"

"Yes, and yes, and just be glad it's not an attack bunny," Dinah said, keeping her voice down. "Mr. Gibbs must've tried to program the room, and he's only a little better at it than Merlin and Tony and Karla."

Roy thought about that, because it was better than thinking about how this was kind of like the one time he'd done acid. "Well, Merlin's from like the middle ages or whatever and Karla practically doesn't speak the same language," yes, he'd only met her once, but it had made an impression, "so I guess that makes sense." He wondered what Tony's excuse was. "Attack...bunny? Did I miss something?"

Tony learned magic from a tripped-out tricked-out laptop, so his relationship with software was... special.

"Magic Reserves has been practicing getting ready for invasions in the Danger Shop, the last couple weeks. So we can use our powers on stuff that won't get hurt. I don't think it was supposed to be a bunny." Dinah grinned suddenly. "Any more than the dinosaurs the week before were meant to be Jell-O."

The part about 'magic reserves' got lost in, "Jell-O dinosaurs." He wished they'd let these people program the Teen Titans' sims sometimes. Dick always made them so serious.

"With porn stars to rescue!" Which Dinah hadn't been able to giggle about to anyone who hadn't been there, so she kind of had to now. "Merlin swears that one wasn't his fault."

"Ohhh, man," Roy said. Then he had to ask, "How did you know they were porn stars?"

Dinah turned red, but managed, "They offered, um. Gratitude? While wearing thongs." She rubbed her face, embarrassed, but still finding the memory funny. "Plus there was some gratuitous slow-motion running."

That could just mean they were from Baywatch. "Riiiiight."

"...or maybe I saw some of Merlin's porn, that once," Dinah mumbled, turning even redder. "But so did everyone else! He had it in the Common Room!"

"I have no problem with porn, but that's a little...too public, for me," Roy said. Apparently they did things different back in the age of Arthur?

"He didn't know it was porn, Emmett told him it was a romantic movie." Dinah shook her head at that memory. "Then he couldn't turn it off for several minutes, so... yeah."

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