Law and Order: Interdimensional Edition

[famous-gut.livejournal.com]

When the students entered the Danger Room they might have wondered which everything was looking like a black light lit paradise.

Or why there are day-glo colored badgers running around.

The first answer would be that the classroom was situated in a laser tag course. The second answer is that Gibbs can't program the danger room well without screwing at least one thing up. So therefor: badgers.

"While on the job you'll be lucky if you never have to fire a weapon," Gibbs began to lecture. "If you're even luckier no one will fire a weapon at you. However the odds of that happening as a law enforcement officer is pretty slim. So for today's exercise your goal is to stay alive on this course. Each of you will pick up one of those toy guns and harnesses as well as a copy of the rules. Work with a team, partner or alone if you want. Last one standing gets this... slightl used... computer thing here."

Actually the Wii console belonged to a certain Dean of Students who lived in the same house as Gibbs. Said console was taken so that Gibbs wouldn't walk in on a game of tennis where people weren't wearing pants.

"Any questions? Any suggestions from my fellow teachers?"

When the questions and suggestions were over Gibbs blew a whistle. "Let's go!"

Comments

Re: Lecture

[exspeedydotcom]

"Ohhh, man," Roy said. Then he had to ask, "How did you know they were porn stars?"

Re: Lecture

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah turned red, but managed, "They offered, um. Gratitude? While wearing thongs." She rubbed her face, embarrassed, but still finding the memory funny. "Plus there was some gratuitous slow-motion running."

Re: Lecture

[exspeedydotcom]

That could just mean they were from Baywatch. "Riiiiight."

Re: Lecture

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"...or maybe I saw some of Merlin's porn, that once," Dinah mumbled, turning even redder. "But so did everyone else! He had it in the Common Room!"

Re: Lecture

[exspeedydotcom]

"I have no problem with porn, but that's a little...too public, for me," Roy said. Apparently they did things different back in the age of Arthur?

Re: Lecture

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"He didn't know it was porn, Emmett told him it was a romantic movie." Dinah shook her head at that memory. "Then he couldn't turn it off for several minutes, so... yeah."