http://famous-gut.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2010-02-11 11:46 pm
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Law and Order: Interdimensional Edition

When the students entered the Danger Room they might have wondered which everything was looking like a black light lit paradise.

Or why there are day-glo colored badgers running around.

The first answer would be that the classroom was situated in a laser tag course. The second answer is that Gibbs can't program the danger room well without screwing at least one thing up. So therefor: badgers.

"While on the job you'll be lucky if you never have to fire a weapon," Gibbs began to lecture. "If you're even luckier no one will fire a weapon at you. However the odds of that happening as a law enforcement officer is pretty slim. So for today's exercise your goal is to stay alive on this course. Each of you will pick up one of those toy guns and harnesses as well as a copy of the rules. Work with a team, partner or alone if you want. Last one standing gets this... slightl used... computer thing here."

Actually the Wii console belonged to a certain Dean of Students who lived in the same house as Gibbs. Said console was taken so that Gibbs wouldn't walk in on a game of tennis where people weren't wearing pants.

"Any questions? Any suggestions from my fellow teachers?"

When the questions and suggestions were over Gibbs blew a whistle. "Let's go!"

Re: LASER TAG!

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Dinah blinked at that announcement, and muttered, "Oh, no pressure," before priming her laser gun.

Re: LASER TAG!

[identity profile] likethestore.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
"They're going to torture us, aren't they?" K-Mart asked, looking doubtful...

... though that might've just been because of the badger waddling across the path in front of them.

Re: LASER TAG!

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
"I think there's no way they don't take the excuse to shoot all of us. A lot," Dinah had to agree. She gave the badger a rueful headshake. "Alliance? At least until we get through most of it?"

Re: LASER TAG!

[identity profile] likethestore.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
"I'd shoot us if I were them," was K-Mart's opinion. "And definitely an alliance." Because seriously, with some of the teachers running around? There was no way she was wading through this alone.

Give it half an hour and then maybe they'd talk.

Re: LASER TAG!

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
Dinah would never shoot an ally in the back, nope. In the front and from behind cover, maybe!

"Left or right?" Dinah asked, assessing the darklight room, and then having to stop as two badgers waddled by. "That just doesn't get less unsettling."

Re: LASER TAG!

[identity profile] likethestore.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Left," K-Mart decided after a second. "And what happens if we shoot the badgers?"

What? Valid question!

Re: LASER TAG!

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
"I have no idea. Let's not find out," was Dinah's opinion. She zigged left, hunkering down behind a screen, and peeked out, looking for someone to fire at, then motioned to K-Mart.

Re: LASER TAG!

[identity profile] likethestore.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Spoilsport," K-Mart muttered under her breath before taking up a hiding spot behind a column.

Re: LASER TAG!

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
The walls, at least, just absorbed the lazer fire in a blip of spreading light, which was kind of cool. Dinah fired at a few other students, then grinned at K-Mart. "Want to go after a teacher, maybe?" Big game!

[and I must craaaash]

Re: LASER TAG!

[identity profile] likethestore.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
"You are an evil, evil woman, my friend." K-Mart grinned. "I knew I liked you for a reason. I say we go for it."

[Me, too! Mmm, sleep.]