Swordplay - 3rd Period - 9/10

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

After handwavily informing the class to bring their babies on to class, Deadpool was positively bouncing around.

"The bond between a boy--or girl--or tenticular elder god crammed into a meat puppet--and their sword is a sacred one. Yin to your yang, Oreo to your milk, the winner combo of the Jays on America's Next Top Model," Deadpool said, twirling one of his babies like he was in Glee Club.

...they needed a Glee Club here.

He'd be on that like white on rice, baby.

"So today we'll be talkin' about our weapons of choice! And how we take care of it in the long nights when it just needs to be sharpened and oiled and properly cleaned like the naughty little things they are--"

Okay, that could be considered just a bit dirty.

"--I mean, tell everyone about your weaponry! Think of this as... the Miss Inter-Dimensional Weapon Pageant. Who will win? Will there be a talent portion of the contest?!"

No. No there would not be.

"So jump on in and say why your weapon is better than everyone else's. Argue like the dickens, baby. But nothing more than that or I will make your like a living hell and Anakin seem like the nicest guy on island, got it?" Deadpool clapped happily. "Lets get going!"

Comments

Sign In - 9/10

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

STABBY!

Re: Sign In - 9/10

[badassfullback.livejournal.com]

Tim Riggins

During the Lecture

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

...riiiiight.

Re: During the Lecture

[wantstocheer.livejournal.com]

Claire listened and idly wondered if Deadpool was on drugs and if so, where she could get some. Not for herself, of course. To slip to her father.

Re: During the Lecture

[badassfullback.livejournal.com]

Riggins' brain shut down as soon as there was mention of oiling things.

He didn't need that kind of imagery.

Re: During the Lecture

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle's head was tilted slightly. She would have taken notes, but...she figured she would have needed a map if she tried.

Oooh. Spreadsheets. Next time, she was totally spreadsheeting this class. And then maybe charts. Charts always helped. She wondered if Mr. Deadpool would be insulted if she suggested he use some graphs.

And then put that idea away. Those graphs would be frightening.

Re: During the Lecture

[bitchy_smurf]

Meat...puppet.

Riiiiight.

Re: During the Lecture

[cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com]

Zayne was slowly figuring out that there was a certain way to listen to a Deadpool lecture. That way was to ignore anything he didn't understand and desperately cling to anything he did.

It worked this week, at the very least.

Re: During the Lecture

[redandblueblur.livejournal.com]

Clark had no idea what he was supposed to think after that lecture. The staring was pretty extreme, though.

Re: During the Lecture

[sonofmogh.livejournal.com]

Worf just wondered when the instructor would shut up so he could stab someone.

Practice stabbing someone.

Re: During the Lecture

[cutsthestrings.livejournal.com]

Fiona wondered what he meant by 'more than that'. Surely, no one would try to attack someone else without permission in class...

Re: During the Lecture

[therhimineecat.livejournal.com]

Deadpool was definitely Illior touched, that much was obvious. Seregil was still trying to decide if it was the kind of madness that held insight and a certain type of genius or if it was just madness.

Re: During the Lecture

[bloody-luck.livejournal.com]

Mat, sadly, found very little wrong with Deadpool's lecture.

Of course, he hung around a man who was slowly going insane, so that might have something to do with it.

Re: During the Lecture

[gotyourmateria.livejournal.com]

Yuffie was beginning to see why Zack liked this guy. He's was kinda cool!

Discuss

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Heeeere she iiiiiis! Miss... Sharp and Poooooiiinty!

Re: Discuss

[badassfullback.livejournal.com]

"Never really dealt with swords before," Riggins said. He was still going for the whole one sentence at a time thing. Whatever kept him from having a conversation with the goddamn teacher.

Re: Discuss

[puppy_fair]

Show and tell was the most awesome thing ever.

Zack plucked his sword from his back, holding it up for the people in the class to see. It was about four feet of pointy death, and he loved it so!

"This is a standard-issue SOLDIER sword, given to 2nd and 3rd class members of SOLDIER back where I'm from. They're pretty sturdy, but I've still been through a few of them. Sometimes it's easy to go over-the-top and break them in practise, you know? When I get promoted to first, I'll get the option of choosing my own sword, but I'll probably just stick with something like this until something better comes along."

Yeah. The kid broke solid steel in practise by accident. And he was holding this thing up with one hand like it was nothing. It was perhaps a very good thing that he loved everyone ever. He was also a showoff. And that was why he was giving it a one-handed twirl before setting it onto his back again.

Re: Discuss

[bitchy_smurf]

Illyria's answer was somewhat grumpy. Not that anyone could tell. "I no longer possess enough arms to properly wield my blades of choice. This one, however, will do in their absence."

It was... let's just say it could hold its own in an innuendo duel with Zack's.

Re: Discuss

[kestrelswolf.livejournal.com]

Firekeeper shrugged and held up her sword. "My sword is just sword," she said. "One of many Earl Kestrel outfit his men with." One hand drifted to the Fang at her side once she set the sword down. The dagger was her real pride and joy.

Re: Discuss

[cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com]

"My sword is a lightsaber," Zayne said. He held onto the hilt and turned it on, slowly, causing a shimmering blade to extend to a pretty impressive length. "They can cut through pretty much anything and come in different colors. Building a lightsaber is part of the training for a Jedi. And if you know what you're doing, you can use different kinds of crystals in the hilt to produce different effects. Sometimes you can increase the power, or make them more effective against droids and energy shields, or change the focus of the blade to make it better at deflecting blaster shots. Stuff like that."

Really, once you went lightsaber, you never went back.

Re: Discuss

[wannabehunter]

"Don't have a sword, but this is my favourite knife," Jo said, pulling it out from her boot. "Pure iron, so it doesn't really have the tensile strength of good steel, but it makes it more effective against ghosts and a lot of those nasty bump in the night things than steel would be."

Re: Discuss

[bitchprince]

"I," Arthur announced, "Carry an arming sword of Camelot's make. Made by our blacksmith to fine balance as befitting a knight of the kingdom. There are few swords," although there was one in a lake somewhere, "Better designed for dueling or taking lives in battle."

Yes, Arthur was fond of his sword. Why do you ask?

Talk to the TAs

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Who have permission to smack you if you try to use the weapons.

Re: Talk to the TAs

[puppy_fair]

Zack (and his huge sword) was all about business today. Really.

Ignore the grinning. It was very controlled grinning, considering who his co-TA was, and how badly he didn't want to get beaten to goo today.

Ignore the bouncing, too.

Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

And his swords.

OOC

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

TOP CHEF AND ANTM.

IT IS LIKE CHRISTMAS.

Re: OOC

[wantstocheer.livejournal.com]

What if our characters don't own a weapon yet?