Swordplay - 3rd Period - 9/10

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

After handwavily informing the class to bring their babies on to class, Deadpool was positively bouncing around.

"The bond between a boy--or girl--or tenticular elder god crammed into a meat puppet--and their sword is a sacred one. Yin to your yang, Oreo to your milk, the winner combo of the Jays on America's Next Top Model," Deadpool said, twirling one of his babies like he was in Glee Club.

...they needed a Glee Club here.

He'd be on that like white on rice, baby.

"So today we'll be talkin' about our weapons of choice! And how we take care of it in the long nights when it just needs to be sharpened and oiled and properly cleaned like the naughty little things they are--"

Okay, that could be considered just a bit dirty.

"--I mean, tell everyone about your weaponry! Think of this as... the Miss Inter-Dimensional Weapon Pageant. Who will win? Will there be a talent portion of the contest?!"

No. No there would not be.

"So jump on in and say why your weapon is better than everyone else's. Argue like the dickens, baby. But nothing more than that or I will make your like a living hell and Anakin seem like the nicest guy on island, got it?" Deadpool clapped happily. "Lets get going!"

Comments

During the Lecture

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

...riiiiight.

Re: During the Lecture

[wantstocheer.livejournal.com]

Claire listened and idly wondered if Deadpool was on drugs and if so, where she could get some. Not for herself, of course. To slip to her father.

Re: During the Lecture

[badassfullback.livejournal.com]

Riggins' brain shut down as soon as there was mention of oiling things.

He didn't need that kind of imagery.

Re: During the Lecture

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle's head was tilted slightly. She would have taken notes, but...she figured she would have needed a map if she tried.

Oooh. Spreadsheets. Next time, she was totally spreadsheeting this class. And then maybe charts. Charts always helped. She wondered if Mr. Deadpool would be insulted if she suggested he use some graphs.

And then put that idea away. Those graphs would be frightening.

Re: During the Lecture

[bitchy_smurf]

Meat...puppet.

Riiiiight.

Re: During the Lecture

[cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com]

Zayne was slowly figuring out that there was a certain way to listen to a Deadpool lecture. That way was to ignore anything he didn't understand and desperately cling to anything he did.

It worked this week, at the very least.

Re: During the Lecture

[redandblueblur.livejournal.com]

Clark had no idea what he was supposed to think after that lecture. The staring was pretty extreme, though.

Re: During the Lecture

[sonofmogh.livejournal.com]

Worf just wondered when the instructor would shut up so he could stab someone.

Practice stabbing someone.

Re: During the Lecture

[cutsthestrings.livejournal.com]

Fiona wondered what he meant by 'more than that'. Surely, no one would try to attack someone else without permission in class...

Re: During the Lecture

[therhimineecat.livejournal.com]

Deadpool was definitely Illior touched, that much was obvious. Seregil was still trying to decide if it was the kind of madness that held insight and a certain type of genius or if it was just madness.

Re: During the Lecture

[bloody-luck.livejournal.com]

Mat, sadly, found very little wrong with Deadpool's lecture.

Of course, he hung around a man who was slowly going insane, so that might have something to do with it.

Re: During the Lecture

[gotyourmateria.livejournal.com]

Yuffie was beginning to see why Zack liked this guy. He's was kinda cool!