fandomhigh | Swordplay - 3rd Period

After ~~handwavily~~ informing the class to bring their babies on to class, Deadpool was positively bouncing around.

"The bond between a boy--or girl--or tenticular elder god crammed into a meat puppet--and their sword is a sacred one. Yin to your yang, Oreo to your milk, the winner combo of the Jays on America's Next Top Model," Deadpool said, twirling one of his babies like he was in Glee Club.

...they needed a Glee Club here.

He'd be on that like white on rice, baby.

"So today we'll be talkin' about our weapons of choice! And how we take care of it in the long nights when it just needs to be sharpened and oiled and properly cleaned like the naughty little things they are--"

Okay, that could be considered just a bit dirty.

"--I mean, tell everyone about your weaponry! Think of this as... the Miss Inter-Dimensional Weapon Pageant. Who will win? Will there be a talent portion of the contest?!"

No. No there would not be.

"So jump on in and say why your weapon is better than everyone else's. Argue like the dickens, baby. But nothing more than that or I will make your like a living hell and Anakin seem like the nicest guy on island, got it?" Deadpool clapped happily. "Lets get going!"

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"Being able to handle something this size is kind of a requirement of being in SOLDIER," Zack replied, looking pretty darn proud of himself. "You should see my mentor, Angeal's. That thing is huge."

Turtle's eyebrows lifted, clearly impressed. "Even bigger than that?"

Zack nodded emphatically. "His is huge! Like, a foot wide and six feet long, huge!"

Massive!

[Clearly, I will someday need more Buster Sword icons. Curses.]

"That's, like, ginormous!" Turtle gawked.

"Massive!" Zack nodded, grinning. "You should see this thing! But Angeal doesn't really use it often. I think he just likes playing with the smaller ones more, and the big one is always right there, for show."

No, Zack. That wasn't it.

[Ceiling Cat Sephiroth is LOVE.]

"Well," Turtle reasoned, thoughtfully, "you've got to imagine that it could get pretty...laborious, having to constantly handle something that big."

"Yeah, I guess so. But he's obviously proud of it. You'd think he'd get used to just going ahead and whipping it out, more."

The sword. Of course.

"Well, is a modest sort of person?" Turtle wondered. "Because sometimes it says a lot about a person if they're not always just whipping it out. Maybe he doesn't want others with smaller swords to feel bad."

There was a slight pause.

"I mean, not that there's anything wrong with whipping it out! I mean, it's awesome when you do it. So impressive!"

Oh, yes Turtle. Stroke his little... ego some more.

Because Zack totally needed that.

"You think so? Maybe I'll have to just whip it out more often, then!"

"Oh, definitely!" Turtle agreed with enthusiasm, her head bobbing a bit with a nod. "I mean, I don't know about other people, but I know I wouldn't mind getting to see it more often. Especially in action!"

"And I aim to please," Zack bragged. "I'll show it to you any time you want, Turtle! I love giving demonstrations!"

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