Ethics & Etiquette - 1st Period - 8/3

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Despite the... weekend of hell and bitey bitey, Deadpool and Steve were there for class and ready to shape young minds with their hard earned wisdom.

"Okay, so things happened, stuff and blah blah blah. Class time now. No vampires here, thanks."

"Unless you happen to already be a vampire," Steve added quickly. "In which case you are, of course, welcome as long as you do not bite anyone. So! In light of this past week's events, and some confusion that I understand occurred over in that other universe, we thought it would be helpful to discuss ways to determine that your friends are who they say they are without hurting their feelings."

"Or having to kill them in a tragic fashion," Deadpool added. Because he was helpful like that. "There are many reasons why your friend may not be your friend anymore. Shapeshifting aliens, alternate timelines, evil goatees, possession, crazy mind control devices, really weird coincidences with people looking like twins..."

"You forgot actual evil twins," Steve provided helpfully. "Additionally, there are clones and people surgically altered to look like your friends. And I'm sure I'm still forgetting something. But the important thing is, when these things inevitably happen to you, how do you deal with them?"

Twins were easy to forget, okay?

"Like, having a special code word to let you know they're the right person!" Not that it helped, really. "Or having a telepath nearby to help out."

"You can also quiz--subtly your friend on something only they would know. But sometimes even these methods will fail you. Like your friend might have been replaced by a Skrull. In that case, you'll need to consider technology."

"Which they won't have." Really, Steve. Really. "But exists! So, how about we come up with a list of questions to subtly question each other in case of being replaced, kaaaay?"

"That sounds reasonable," Steve agreed. "You never know when it'll come in handy."

"Weeeeell. Get on it, kiddos!"

Comments

Sign In

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Like you want to suck my blooood!

Re: Sign In

[longislandiceme]

Bobby Drake

Re: Sign In

[oops-mbad.livejournal.com]

Diana Hansen

Listen to the Lecture

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

They come from a magical world, don't they?

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[longislandiceme]

Magical indeed! Bobby was listening to the lecture... and kind of wishing he'd had a class like this, oh, last year or something.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[trigons_child]

Raven had not wanted to go to class, but she forced herself. But especially given the subject matter, she wasn't really up for participating.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

Joan tried to catch Rachel's glance to give her an encouraging smile.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

Rose was so, so happy she didn't come from their crazy world.

She also was glancing over at Bobby every so often, wondering if he could do the same (non-vampiric) stuff that his counterpart in other Fandom could.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Hannibal had his currently fuzzy critter shaped girlfriend on his desk and that was convenient because it gave him someone to make faces at while listening to the strange lecture.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[fabulous-secret.livejournal.com]

Adora saw Hannibal making faces and felt mildly afraid for her friend.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[icecoldfrost]

Very, very magical.

Emma had given serious thought to skipping today, but had dragged herself out to class anyway. Getting out was good, and she kinda wanted to see if the Tara-girl was in class today.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[awalkingfelony.livejournal.com]

Elle actually took notes. Totally.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[awesomebigsis.livejournal.com]

Ellie was listening, though she was not taking notes. The lectures were always so memorable anyway. She didn't need notes, really.

Pair Up!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Come up with helpful questions to know who the other person is in case of an emergency!

Re: Pair Up!

[longislandiceme]

Bobby looked around for someone to partner up with. Hopefully someone who could come up with better questions than he was thinking of.

Re: Pair Up!

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

Rose glanced around for a partner and unless Griff magically appeared in their class, she so wasn't going to go with the question he'd used.

Re: Pair Up!

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Hannibal (and adorable fuzzy critter shaped girlfriend) thought about questions while waiting for a partner.

Re: Pair Up!

[oops-mbad.livejournal.com]

Diana tried to look friendly as she looked around for a partner.

Re: Pair Up!

[finding-x-dream.livejournal.com]

Agnes looked around for a partner. Hopefully, if she were ever replaced with an evil double, the specific person she was about to partner up with would be around to ask the right questions off the list.

Or not.

Talk to the Teachers

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

When they tag in!

Re: Talk to the Teachers

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool was there, of course. And probably not very helpful for any questions about crazy twins.

Re: Talk to the Teachers

[screwyoumarvel]

Steve was also there, and glad to help in any way he could.

If they had any questions about crazy twins, well, he probably still had Northstar's phone number around somewhere.

OOC

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

BDE IS OVER!

Re: OOC

[puppy_fair]

You survived!

AND IT WAS AWESOME.

Re: OOC

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

MAKE IT COME BAAAAAAAAAACK