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Management Theory [Tuesday, February 10, 4th period]

When the class was assembled before her, Yzma began her customary stalking back and forth. "There are times when you are in a position of leadership that you will have to deal with stupid, ungrateful people who steal cov--" she coughed. "Who steal things. Like ideas. And office supplies. Which is wrong. But you should not kill them immediately!"

She waved her hand and a slew of giant hammers appeared in a corner. "You should learn the importance of healthy and productive stress relief. And then go kill them, when you have your alibi in order."

What a good teacher she was.

"So! Take a hammer and break some statues!" It's probably better not to look too closely at the faces on those statues. They might look familiar.

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Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #5]

[identity profile] ambassadorinara.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Stupid aquatic animal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_lion). Inara wiped slime off her cheeks with her hand, then adjusted her goggles, which seemed tighter than usual.

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[identity profile] always-damp.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Still the best ride ever.

Still totally a hot uniform.
solo_sword: (frown)

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[personal profile] solo_sword 2009-02-10 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Why did Jaina shower before this? Why? Why?

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[identity profile] shyest-eyes.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Another week lucky. Hinata was quietly pleased about that.

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[identity profile] once-a-traitor.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
Edmund pulled the lever without incident. It would be coming one of these days though.

Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #5]

[identity profile] new-to-liirness.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Right lever!

...thank the Nameless Name.
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[personal profile] withoutverona 2009-02-10 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Romeo chose the right lever and actually found the ride kind of fun this week.

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[identity profile] finding-x-dream.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Agnes attempted to defy the odds by pulling BOTH levers. That failed miserably.

After having been avoided to death by a school of rabidly vicious sea dragons (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leafy_sea_dragon), Agnes ended up wet and dripping in the lab.
the_merriest: (salute!)

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[personal profile] the_merriest 2009-02-10 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
This was seriously -- seriously -- the best class ever.

Even though she picked the wrong lever this time, and didn't get to fight any aquatic monsters or anything.

There was always next week!
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Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #5]

[identity profile] always-damp.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Toby was unsure about this smashing thing. He feared little bits flying back in his face.

Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #5]

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
"MADROX SMASH!"

Okay, he stole a line from someone in his universe. It's not like the Hulk had lawyers to sue him.
solo_sword: (long hair)

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[personal profile] solo_sword 2009-02-10 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Jaina listened, and decided that for once, for today at least, Yzma was the best ever.

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[identity profile] shyest-eyes.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Um.

Well. Hinata had to admit that this was no stranger than some of the things that she'd done before.

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[identity profile] new-to-liirness.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Liir listened.

And winced.

...oh, this wasn't going to work well at all.
withoutverona: (B+W squinting)

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[personal profile] withoutverona 2009-02-10 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Romeo was astonished he got class credit for this, but he couldn't deny the therapeutic affect of violence.

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[identity profile] finding-x-dream.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Agnes facepalmed.
the_merriest: (gigglefit)

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Rikku could barely contain her squee. Because. Violence.

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Chuck couldn't smash it with a hammer very well.

Stupid hurt shoulder.

He'd do his best though because it was fun.

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Toby's smile welcomed anyone who might need his services. He was so glad not to be old and ugly anymore. It was great knowing that the hair on top of your head had not migrated to your back overnight.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA ILU.

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