Management Theory [Tuesday, February 10, 4th period]

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When the class was assembled before her, Yzma began her customary stalking back and forth. "There are times when you are in a position of leadership that you will have to deal with stupid, ungrateful people who steal cov--" she coughed. "Who steal things. Like ideas. And office supplies. Which is wrong. But you should not kill them immediately!"

She waved her hand and a slew of giant hammers appeared in a corner. "You should learn the importance of healthy and productive stress relief. And then go kill them, when you have your alibi in order."

What a good teacher she was.

"So! Take a hammer and break some statues!" It's probably better not to look too closely at the faces on those statues. They might look familiar.

Comments

Re: SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

[solo_sword]

Second week in a row this class had proved cathartic. That was gonna get scary if it happened next week, too.

But for now, Jaina was causing some happy destruction, because sometimes the best stress reliever was just to make things fall apart violently. Shh, don't tell Uncle Luke.