http://saveonpostage.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] saveonpostage.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-02-09 10:47 pm
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Management Theory [Tuesday, February 10, 4th period]

When the class was assembled before her, Yzma began her customary stalking back and forth. "There are times when you are in a position of leadership that you will have to deal with stupid, ungrateful people who steal cov--" she coughed. "Who steal things. Like ideas. And office supplies. Which is wrong. But you should not kill them immediately!"

She waved her hand and a slew of giant hammers appeared in a corner. "You should learn the importance of healthy and productive stress relief. And then go kill them, when you have your alibi in order."

What a good teacher she was.

"So! Take a hammer and break some statues!" It's probably better not to look too closely at the faces on those statues. They might look familiar.

Re: Sign in [Class #5]

[identity profile] stocksgrrl.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
T.R. Wexler

Re: Sign in [Class #5]

[identity profile] ambassadorinara.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Inara Serra

Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #5]

[identity profile] ambassadorinara.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Stupid aquatic animal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_lion). Inara wiped slime off her cheeks with her hand, then adjusted her goggles, which seemed tighter than usual.

Re: Sign in [Class #5]

[identity profile] always-damp.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Toby Moraitis

Re: Talk to the TA! [Class #5]

[identity profile] always-damp.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Toby's smile welcomed anyone who might need his services. He was so glad not to be old and ugly anymore. It was great knowing that the hair on top of your head had not migrated to your back overnight.

Re: Sign in [Class #5]

[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Chuck Bass

Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #5]

[identity profile] always-damp.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Still the best ride ever.

Still totally a hot uniform.
ashockingbitch: (Jenny is angry)

Re: Sign in [Class #5]

[personal profile] ashockingbitch 2009-02-10 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Jenny Sparks

Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #5]

[identity profile] always-damp.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Toby was unsure about this smashing thing. He feared little bits flying back in his face.

Re: SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Chuck couldn't smash it with a hammer very well.

Stupid hurt shoulder.

He'd do his best though because it was fun.

Re: SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

[identity profile] stocksgrrl.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Turtle hit things with a hammer very tentatively and not very well, but no one could accuse her of not trying.

To make up for it, she kicked it in the shins a few times, too.

Re: SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

[identity profile] ambassadorinara.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Something about hitting these statues with the hammer bothered Inara on an subconscious level. That would probably change in a few years, but for now, it meant she started with the legs and pedestal and rather reluctantly worked her way up.

Re: Sign in [Class #5]

[identity profile] meg-powers.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Meg Powers

Re: Sign in [Class #5]

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-02-10 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Arthur Pendragon

Re: SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-02-10 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
At least this he was capable of both doing and appreciating. It certainly made up for the weekend.

Wielding the hammer with one hand, Arthur may have destroyed quite a few things.
Edited 2009-02-10 04:54 (UTC)

Re: Sign in [Class #5]

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Jamie Madrox

Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #5]

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
"MADROX SMASH!"

Okay, he stole a line from someone in his universe. It's not like the Hulk had lawyers to sue him.
solo_sword: (packing heat)

Re: Sign in [Class #5]

[personal profile] solo_sword 2009-02-10 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Jaina Solo

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