http://saveonpostage.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] saveonpostage.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-02-09 10:47 pm
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Management Theory [Tuesday, February 10, 4th period]

When the class was assembled before her, Yzma began her customary stalking back and forth. "There are times when you are in a position of leadership that you will have to deal with stupid, ungrateful people who steal cov--" she coughed. "Who steal things. Like ideas. And office supplies. Which is wrong. But you should not kill them immediately!"

She waved her hand and a slew of giant hammers appeared in a corner. "You should learn the importance of healthy and productive stress relief. And then go kill them, when you have your alibi in order."

What a good teacher she was.

"So! Take a hammer and break some statues!" It's probably better not to look too closely at the faces on those statues. They might look familiar.

Re: SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

[identity profile] finding-x-dream.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
She wasn't learning anything useful. She wasn't learning anything UN-useful. She wasn't even gaining any insight into the teacher's warped and twisted mind, which would have counted for something.

Still, she was SMASHING THINGS WITH A HAMMER, and Agnes decided to just enjoy the heck -- enjoy the HELL out of it.