Sex Ed, Wednesday, Period Two

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

When it seemed very obvious that Edward wasn't coming in today, Chuck decided to take matters into his own hands. God help everyone else in the class.

"Once again, I'm afraid Mr. Cullen won't be making it into class. But he left me in charge of your final," Chuck lied smoothly. "I'm not much for written exams so today we'll do something practical. And the good news is, it's an easy A."

Chuck smirked. "You all have to kiss me. And, no, I'm not kidding. Make it good. I won't give out A's for kisses you'd give your grandma. And if some of you don't meet certain aesthetic requirements you get an A anyways just for showing up today."

What Chuck meant by that was that if he didn't feel like kissing you then you would get an A just for going through life being an unattractive troll. He thought that was very generous.

"You might be wondering what this has to do with Sex Ed. Well, you're not going to be able to use what you've learned in this class if nobody wants to screw you in the first place," he said. "And I've always felt practice makes perfect. So line up and pop in a mint or something."

[You all can blame gameknowsgame for this. Wait for OCD up!]

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[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Like you've just been told you have to kiss Chuck Bass to pass your class. Heh. Rhymes.

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[flashesforinfo.livejournal.com]

Angela Montenegro

Lecture

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

What little there was of it.

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[flashesforinfo.livejournal.com]

Angela was looking decidedly amused by this. There was no doubt this was more interesting than than the written paper they'd have been given otherwise.

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[swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com]

Claire looked around in disbelief. "...and the weirdest class on the planet keeps getting weirder."

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[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

Amber was far too amused and actually thought this might be the best class ever. No written exam suited her just fine.

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[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie looked at the weasel perched on his shoulder. "Okay. You can do this but you better not like it."

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[meg-powers.livejournal.com]

Meg was very glad she hadn't bothered to study for this exam.

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[ashockingbitch]

Jenny was fine with this, but she'd kind of been looking forward to sabotaging her answers on the written. However... "Does anybody have a mint?"

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[always-damp.livejournal.com]

The only thought in Toby's mind was, Awesome.

Your Final

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

He wasn't kidding about those mints. Bad breath lowers your grade. Feel free to handwavy, if you like.

Re: Your Final

[flashesforinfo.livejournal.com]

"Do we get extra credit if we've kissed you before?" Angela asked. So glad she hadn't bothered to study for this class.

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[ihaveniceteeth.livejournal.com]

"You've got to be joking," Gwen said, with one eyebrow raised.

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[swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com]

Claire gave Chuck a skeptical look. "Seriously, are you that hard up?"

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[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

"Heeey, Chuck," Amber said, grinning.

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[gameknowsgame.livejournal.com]

"You've got to be kidding me," Blair told him.

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[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Hi," Jamie said holding up the weasel for Chuck to kiss. "Temari turned into a weasel but she's here for her exam. Pucker up."

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[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

The only thing leaving Cal not wanting stab a pencil into his eye to get out of this was the fact that he'd been through much worse before.

"Let's just...call this one an A and forget the whole kissing thing," he offered.

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[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

Kaylee had thought about this for a moment, and gave Chuck a flirty little look. "Now, lemme make sure I got it straight. I just gotta kiss you, an' I pass no matter what? An' I can kiss you however I want?"

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[meg-powers.livejournal.com]

"I guess it beats writing an essay," Meg grinned.

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[ashockingbitch]

After locating a mint, Jenny stepped up and said, "You'd better be good."

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[peace_n_war]

Warren stared at Chuck. Narrowed his eyes. Stared some more. Perhaps if he stared harder, he would bore a hole through his brain and this whole kissing thing would be a moot point.

"No."

[Would you mind an extreme case of the slowplays? I'm running off for work in about ten minutes, woe.]

Talk to the TA's

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Who are probably wondering why Edward didn't ask them to take over the class.

Well you're bad kissers, that's why.

Re: Talk to the TA's

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

Joan was actually extremely glad she wasn't the one who had to kiss the entire class.

Talk to Chuck

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

He was hanging around after class. Looking smug.

OOC

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

For serious, if you don't want to kiss Chuck then let me know down here and I'll have him deem you unworthy and you get an A anyways ;)